The process of caging an african woman in a barrel with a snorkel. Upon filling it with active vibrators, call upon a squadron of air force cadets to ejaculate (air force cadets chosen for their ability to projectile ejaculate in rapid succession) until the barrel is full. After sufficient time has elapsed to ensure thorough blending of the ingredients, the mixture of semen and jungle juice is extracted and bottled for distribution to hipsters.
Smokey: Dude, have you tried that new vintage at the African Wine Tasting Austin held?
Sean: Yea bro, it tingled my hipster nether regions!
Sean: Yea bro, it tingled my hipster nether regions!
by The Austitute July 28, 2011
by Dude with two dicks August 04, 2008
Seb: “Hey babe, what’s taking you so long in the bathroom?”
Dani: “Aw man I’m brewin’ a mad batch of hot chocolate wine in here, best keep your distance boys.”
Seb: “Yikes”
Dani: “Aw man I’m brewin’ a mad batch of hot chocolate wine in here, best keep your distance boys.”
Seb: “Yikes”
by Clumpy swirl December 06, 2021
When you have that one solid piece of poop in your butt that's keeping the 15 gallons of Diarrhea from spewing out.
Typically it leads to a nasty smell and doesn't feel very good.
Typically it leads to a nasty smell and doesn't feel very good.
I ate a ton of bread before I went to Taco Bell. The Wine-Cork Shit is better than explosive Diarrhea in public, y'know?
by Derram_Desangue August 13, 2019
Kotch got so drunk and horny that he couldn't control himself from Elizabeth knowing it was her time of the month, so he took her in the bathroom and started Uncorking the Red Wine.
by JizzyJake38 December 05, 2010
by Hue Gcaulck October 12, 2015
by SL1 October 14, 2007