status riding

When someone 'likes' or approves of everything that you post on a social network.
He has been status riding me like crazy, no matter what I post!
by keepinitreal19 May 12, 2011
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L status

Someone who has an L opinion and thinks their original but their really just uncool and not funny
Who…? Cares
L status
by Zmoqov December 03, 2021
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status window

the optimal time to post something really good on facebook, when you know the most people will see it as well as comment on it.
I only got 2 comments, I think I missed to "status window".
by jblonde December 02, 2010
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Blast Status

To be put on blast, i.e., have your personal business exposed to others, by a person via their Facebook status.
Ricky put me on blast status last night when he posted pictures of us together on Facebook. My husband is not going to like this...

Dee put me on blast status when she updated her Facebook status to say she and I were going out dancing, after I told my man I was staying in to touch up my highlights.
by Dj really real February 13, 2010
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Torso Status

One who is without ligaments and a brain.
by HC Father June 21, 2010
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Status Bomb

Commenting on someone's facebook status and not addressing the topic. The topic could be boring or just to change the subject and is known as Status Bombing.
Bob's Status: We're going to the movies on Friday afternoon. Going to see a new release.
Sally: My microwave is broken.
This status bomb had nothing to do with the movies. Therefore Sally has changed the subject.
by JannyShmanny March 17, 2017
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status mom

A female using motherhood to individualize or personalize her social media feed. Status mom’s can usually be found on social media attempting to make their entire life reflect Pinterest.
She’s a status Mom, she strives for visual perfection so that she can gain social media followers from her (not quite) perfect photos. You strive for a happy household and could care less that anyone sees your baby’s photos as long as your mom and Grandma are satisfied.
by FiveDogsAndTwoKids October 24, 2017
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