Gallery Status

meaning you are "balling". high class standards , you are on some serious spending your dollers and bills. you can relate it to baller status, but usually rich celebrities or high class figures go to galas and gallerys so they really have money to blow

1. damm bro you on some gallery status sh*t with all that money your spending

2. tu ta de galleria manito, dique comprando chimi todo lo dia

3. yo im on my gallery joint tonight, bottle service at the club

by JohnnyDelCampo June 22, 2010

Greg Status

Of great quality; above and beyond average

Guy 1: Bro I am taking a Greg Status shit right now
Guy 2: Let me know how it goes. Send pictures

by doughboycantcap June 29, 2020

status trap

a Facebook or Myspace status that grabs people's attention because of its absurdity and/or humor, forcing them to comment on it or like it.

when Matt placed a status trap of "Am I fat if I bring a box of girl scout cookies to the bathroom with me." he got 6 likes and 10 comments.

by loopus November 8, 2010

Status gossip

When someone gets information off your Facebook status and tells someone else the said information.

Natalie says to John, "I got some good status gossip. I hear your girlfriend wants to meet Julie."

John - "How did you know that?"

Natalie - "I read it on Julie's Facebook status."

by Organically Opinionated November 5, 2009

Status-Swap

You post something like "Just got a promotion at work, woo hoo!" and then after a bunch of people comment "Awesome! Congrats!!", you utilize the EDIT feature on Facebook to change your status to "My wife just told me she wants a divorce...FML!!"

Status-Swap: You post something like "Just got a promotion at work, woo hoo!" and then after a bunch of people comment "Awesome! Congrats!!", you utilize the EDIT feature on Facebook to change your status to "My wife just told me she wants a divorce...FML!!"

by Tall Tom B. March 17, 2014

Torso Status

One who is without ligaments and a brain.

The retard is now in torso status.

by HC Father June 22, 2010

beefcake status

when men show off their ripped arms and perfect abs, especially in pictures.

henry: who want's to see my sexy abs, ya?
-girls scream as he takes off his shirt-
-girl in the corner-: beefcake status.

by imknownbymanynames June 16, 2010