cabbage patching

when an older teenage male loiters creepily in an area where prostitots are known to congregate with intentions of pursuing them sexually
Jimbo, 19, had a successful night of cabbage patching at the mall. He managed to seduce a young sophomore prostitot and still have her home before her bedtime of 9:30.
by KBiggz June 12, 2011
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patching the kernel

glueing your girlfriends vagina closed and then taking a shit all over it and reopening it with your dick.
hey i heard alex was patching the kernel last night
by johnjam76 June 13, 2010
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cabbage patch

a plethora of curly pubic hair that form a wavy look
I was fucking this guy last night, and his whole crotch was a cabbage patch
by Black Lasagna April 27, 2011
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Patch Tuesday

The second Tuesday of the month when Bill Gates puts out the newest patch for Windows. Always proceeded with Reboot Wednesday
guy 1: Happy patch Tuesday!
guy 2: huh?
guy 1: nvm its a computer nerd thing
by Straemer September 11, 2007
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Max Patch

Worse than the Pussy Patch. See Pussy Patch.
Max always wears the max patch
by Sabers For Life December 10, 2003
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Sammy Patch

Noun: "Sammy Patch" or "Patch" A southern slang term for a classic sandwhich or hoagie or hero or meat and bread.
"Yo homie let me get a snibbet off your fresh azz Sammy Patch"
"That looks like a hot patch, I can hold that?"
by Boris Wong May 23, 2008
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Soul Patch

Verb; An intentionally ambiguous term implying an unknown or unforeseen threat, promise, or praise; spoken in a spirit of complete and purposeful ambivalence which will leave the implied act completely to the imagination.
1.) As a threat: "Do that again, dude, and I swear I will soul patch your ass."
2.) As a vague, neutral comment or invitation: "Want to soul patch later?"
3.) As a prop: "dude, that was soul patch!"

Note: this term is best used with completely mixed emotional overtones, all the better to confuse the intended audience. For Instance, use example 2 in the same tone you would say example 1. Better: example 1 in the tone of example 3. Hilarity ensues, guaranteed.
by Schuyler The Cat August 17, 2011
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