when an older teenage male loiters creepily in an area where prostitots are known to congregate with intentions of pursuing them sexually
Jimbo, 19, had a successful night of cabbage patching at the mall. He managed to seduce a young sophomore prostitot and still have her home before her bedtime of 9:30.
by KBiggz June 12, 2011
glueing your girlfriends vagina closed and then taking a shit all over it and reopening it with your dick.
by johnjam76 June 13, 2010
by Black Lasagna April 27, 2011
The second Tuesday of the month when Bill Gates puts out the newest patch for Windows. Always proceeded with Reboot Wednesday
by Straemer September 11, 2007
by Sabers For Life December 10, 2003
Noun: "Sammy Patch" or "Patch" A southern slang term for a classic sandwhich or hoagie or hero or meat and bread.
"Yo homie let me get a snibbet off your fresh azz Sammy Patch"
"That looks like a hot patch, I can hold that?"
"That looks like a hot patch, I can hold that?"
by Boris Wong May 23, 2008
Verb; An intentionally ambiguous term implying an unknown or unforeseen threat, promise, or praise; spoken in a spirit of complete and purposeful ambivalence which will leave the implied act completely to the imagination.
1.) As a threat: "Do that again, dude, and I swear I will soul patch your ass."
2.) As a vague, neutral comment or invitation: "Want to soul patch later?"
3.) As a prop: "dude, that was soul patch!"
Note: this term is best used with completely mixed emotional overtones, all the better to confuse the intended audience. For Instance, use example 2 in the same tone you would say example 1. Better: example 1 in the tone of example 3. Hilarity ensues, guaranteed.
2.) As a vague, neutral comment or invitation: "Want to soul patch later?"
3.) As a prop: "dude, that was soul patch!"
Note: this term is best used with completely mixed emotional overtones, all the better to confuse the intended audience. For Instance, use example 2 in the same tone you would say example 1. Better: example 1 in the tone of example 3. Hilarity ensues, guaranteed.
by Schuyler The Cat August 17, 2011