zipper oyster

A euphemistic description of the sexual anatomy of a biological female

Hey baby, come over here and let me slurp on that zipper oyster

by deewire23 January 07, 2025

Chocolate Oyster

Shooting out a guys load after anal.

OMG, a huge chocolate oyster came out after we finished.

by Berries4life August 15, 2021

Heckin Oyster lookin bitch

A guy or girl that has or resembles the smell and look of a oyster. Usually used as a joke Among friends.

Ya know what Jake. You are a heckin oyster lookin bitch.

by xX_Fortcraft_Xx May 11, 2018

Thump that oyster

Pounding pussy, flicking the bean

I'ma thump that oyster

by deathbreath August 29, 2021

Bavarian Oyster

Verb. an undefined, yet terrifying, sex act.

"What did you do this weekend"
"Wel, ha, I had a uh... haha, Bavarian Oyster."
"..."

by Drive Thru Donkey November 16, 2019

soggy oyster

Having a middle aged woman put salt on her vagina and then having a old white man lick it off.

Man that chicks getting a soggy oyster tonight

by Knoxville1822 July 08, 2017

lose an oyster

Lose your shit, get mad, get riled up

Don’t lose an oyster Becky! Chad doesn’t deserve you.

by Breadluvr July 02, 2019