California Widow

A woman separated from her husband, but not divorced, when her spouse went West to seek a better life and intending to send for her at a later date. He never does.
California Widow married but separated
by ChanceMeeting February 27, 2014
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california conservative

A California conservative is an individual who identifies as conservative but operates within the unique political landscape and cultural context of California. Unlike conservatives in other parts of the country, California conservatives tend to hold a more progressive stance on certain social issues, such as LGBTQ rights and environmental protection.

They often embrace a pragmatic approach, combining conservative fiscal policies with a willingness to support progressive social policies. California conservatives recognize the importance of fiscal responsibility and limited government intervention in economic matters. They advocate for low taxes, reduced government spending, and a business-friendly environment to foster economic growth and job creation. However, they also acknowledge the need for certain government programs and regulations to address pressing environmental challenges and income inequality. They like shooting guns.
Tyler: "I never understood how someone could be a conservative in California. Isn't it all liberal out there?"
Ryan: "Well, being a California conservative means finding common ground between conservative principles and the progressive context of the state. We focus on fiscal responsibility but also support social issues like marriage equality and protecting the environment."
Alex: "Yeah, and we like to shoot guns."
by BrysonStrong May 15, 2023
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California Rollover

When smoking weed with someone and you give them the first hit and they torch the fresh green from the whole top of the bowl
by FreedomTodd December 21, 2015
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The California Vortex

When you are on the toilet, and you time your shit to drop as soon as you flush the toilet. This allows the shit to move directly from your ass to the pipes, not landing in the toilet, and therefore saving you a decent amount of time.
“They were waiting outside so I had to pull off the California vortex in order to be on time.”
by Ohyeeee March 02, 2020
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California Chops

Look at Steve! His muttonchops are shaped like California, so I suppose he has California Chops! Ba Dum Chh!
by 9voltoyster September 27, 2010
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California Lumberjack

synonym for 'hipster'
"Gobun wears flannel and listens to death grips. He's a california lumberjack"
by MrGobun January 07, 2015
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california slippers

Knee pads for guys preforming oral sex
If your heading to Sanfransico you better bring your California slippers
by California Slippers December 30, 2016
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