Cactus smacking

It is when one goes up to another and smacks that person upside the face with a cactus.

John went cactus smacking with his friend and got arrested later that night for assault.

by doug=caesar July 27, 2011

cactus bitchy

The modern definition of annoying

✨cactus bitchy✨

by giveemhellkid April 15, 2021

Cactus

A plant whose shape thrills the women,but also are useless to them as it got some shit spines over its surface.

Mary" Why my order for a spineless cactus not shipped yet?".

by John Weblyek April 21, 2020

cactus arms

when someone breaks both of their arms and has a cast where the arms look like a cactus

Brad: Bruh did you know that Chad broke both of his arms?!
Mark: No way! He must have cactus arms!

by matchamonster May 17, 2016

Cactus

Cactus is mysterious. They would love to fucking die. They have a life filled with rotting in jail.

Cactus is not friendly. They would probably stvb you if they had the chance.

by WackiCacki December 5, 2023

cactus farmer

Southern slang for the growing and distribution of cannibus and marijuana plants.

I want to move to California and become a cactus farmer

by Cactus farmer January 28, 2018

african cactus

Shoving both a penis and a dildo up someones ass

"YO DUDE! My mate just used the African Cactus on me"

by DICKYYOMAMA July 12, 2017