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Text Impression

A misunderstanding caused by the inability to infer inflection and tone from a text message. Sometimes caused by the sensitivity of the recipient and sometimes by the ambiguity of the sender.
Bob: Dude, I got in a huge fight with Jenny last night and it turned out it was totally my fault.

Bill: What happened bro?

Bob: She sent me a text and I got the text impression she was making fun of me when in fact she was being sweet.

Bill: That sucks man, next time don't be so sensitive...
by Gunslinger August 24, 2010
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Stale Text

A text message that is received well after it was sent. This often makes the text pointless and/or no longer applicable.
It is ten o'clock, and I just got a text from Jim saying to meet them at the movies around eight.

Damn, I hate getting stale texts like that!
by djs477 December 29, 2009
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Text lag

When delays and congestion in the cellular network cause frustrating delays in the delivery time of a text message potentially causing a social fail.
(texting)
Original sender: 8:00 : "Bro, what's that address again?"

Recipient's Reply: 8:30 "idfk."

9:00 : "wtf took you so long, stop masturbating."

9:30: "I'm not man, it must be text lag"
by MrAwesom3 July 24, 2010
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Texting Bitch

Somebody that texts for you while you are driving. Primarily this is the person that sits shotgun.
Garrett: Dude i let you sit shotgun so be my texting bitch.
Rj: whatever dickhole.
by bekahUNLEASHED November 22, 2009
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Text Terrorism

Getting a group of friends and bombarding a single person with so many texts that the victim's phone is inoperable.
Blake couldn't use his phone for 2 days because we used text terrorism on him and sent over 5000 text messages!
by g00nSqWAd 4Lif3 December 20, 2009
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sleep-texting

the act of texting someone when your more asleep than you are awake and you have no idea what your saying; you usually don't remember the conversation the next day; similar to drunk texting
friend 1:heyy man you still up??

friend 2:hweytbj

friend 1:huh?
------------next day------------------
friend one: what was up with you last night bro?

friend two: whatddya mean i was asleep by eleven.

friend one: i texted you last night and you sent me some kinda wierd shit.

friends two: sorry man musta been sleep-texting agian.
by therocket4445 June 11, 2010
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text booking

an excessively long text message
damnit, my mom is text booking me again.
by fluffy flave March 5, 2010
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