by Marie Bethaliz February 5, 2010
Get the luxury taxmug. Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a woman he/she chose to marry just because she was sexually enticing.
Also see toochis tax
Also see toochis tax
-Did you hear Dan and Barbara are getting divorced after only ten months?
-He's going to pay a hefty tittie tax to get out of that one.
-He's going to pay a hefty tittie tax to get out of that one.
by Jareau September 1, 2009
Get the tittie taxmug. Obligation to spend twice as much to take your significant other to an event you would have gone to without them.
"Nickelback tickets for a hundred bucks, bro!"
"Two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro."
"That sucks, bro."
"Would having sex with me make you feel better, bro?"
"Two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro."
"That sucks, bro."
"Would having sex with me make you feel better, bro?"
by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015
Get the girlfriend taxmug. Today my internet stopped working. I've been troubleshooting various things for the past few hours, and I'm not sure I've accomplished anything. I think the problem is upstream from me, but I didn't get to this conclusion before unplugging, uninstalling, restarting, cursing, for a few hours. I almost redesigned my network topology in the process. What a high Geek Tax!
Of course the next tax will surely be in the form of re-installing windows or something like that.
Of course the next tax will surely be in the form of re-installing windows or something like that.
by Rich Kreider July 16, 2008
Get the geek taxmug. by mabellll October 11, 2023
Get the fanum taxmug. An image of a cat as a gesture of gratitude to someone that had done you a favor or is in the process of doing you a favor. Usually to remove any sign of sarcasm.
by BenderIsGreat32 January 2, 2017
Get the Cat Taxmug. The ruling class noticed cows produced more meat when and ate greater quantities if they free roamed. The ruling class then opened the gates. Under the illusion of freedom the consenting Tax Slaves roam the tax farm consuming more causing them to pay more Fee's (Tax's) to pay the ruling class's debts. The Ruling Class didn't want the Sheppard the flock themselves so they divided the system by granting gun rights to white people, creating racial
in-equality and division in social classes. As women started gaining rights, the Ruling class created agencies, used law enforcement, legislative acts, and laws to make sure the heard pays its dues to the owners of the farm etc etc...
in-equality and division in social classes. As women started gaining rights, the Ruling class created agencies, used law enforcement, legislative acts, and laws to make sure the heard pays its dues to the owners of the farm etc etc...
by Lou Minati Loves You. June 6, 2017
Get the Tax Farmmug.