Skip to main content

Selfie Stick

A monopod for dumb people who need to ruin perfectly good pictures but sticking their faces over part/most of it. Created primarily to allow girls (mainly) to fit more fake friends in to a picture and to prevent issues with fat faces and picture distortion form holding the camera to close to the face, which are all symptoms of selfies held and arm length.
"I took a picture at a concert with my selfie stick - so you can see me having fun at the event and I can place value on myself based on this photo"
by AmericanSwag February 2, 2015
mugGet the Selfie Stick mug.

the whoopin' stick

Something you use (figuratively) when kicking someone's ass.
Captain Insano (WWF): "All I can tell you is this, Jimmy. Next week at the arena I'm gonna bust out the whoopin' stick on Triple H and knock him into the next century, and that's a promise!"
Mrs. Insano: "More like the whoopin' twig, little man."
by Nick D May 24, 2004
mugGet the the whoopin' stick mug.

Waving a stick in the Albert Hall

To make love to a woman with such baggy, loose lady parts you barely touch the sides
Man, she was hot but it was like waving a stick in the Albert Hall down there. Honestly, it was like opening a window and shagging the night.
by TheCreviceDotcom July 16, 2008
mugGet the Waving a stick in the Albert Hall mug.

better than a stick in the eye

A phrase learned growing up in wisconsin. Not sure of its use outside of that illustrious state. Means that something is not so great, but it could be worse.
So you're going to visit Topeka. It's better than a stick in the eye.
by sarmaes November 28, 2006
mugGet the better than a stick in the eye mug.

Based stick man

A defender of the conservative movement. Bashes liberals over the head with a big ass stick.
"Dude, did you see based stick man clobber that antifa protester?"
by iiPainnz April 24, 2017
mugGet the Based stick man mug.

stick to the script

Means to not stray from what is normal. ussually meant for pimps keeping Money over Bitches.
by Hovito September 22, 2005
mugGet the stick to the script mug.

Cultural Enrichment Stick

The name an Islamic rapists penis.
Mohammed used his cultural enrichment stick to culturally enrich his European host
by Random Malice October 17, 2018
mugGet the Cultural Enrichment Stick mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email