Swiss cheese with no bread to land on

To be beyond all hope. At the end of you rope with nowhere left to go. A desperate feeling in a hopeless situation.

After John's family was killed and he lost his house, he felt like swiss cheese with no bread to land on.

by TheGrammerNinja July 20, 2018

Swiss Fountain

When one lies on his back with an erection, and urinates upon himself.

"Did you see those Chinese kids with sparklers in the parking lot?"

"Yes! It sounded like a Swiss Fountain!"

"A Swiss Fountain, indeed."

by RectumFly July 05, 2014

Swiss kuanzikah

A holiday celebrated at Christmas time. One morning I woke up and tried to say Christmas but instead I said Swiss kuanzikah

Everyday that passes by is another day more close to Christmas... happy Swiss kuanzikah

by 1/3 of the HT December 24, 2016

Swiss kuanzikah

A holiday celebrated at Christmas time. One morning I woke up and tried to say Christmas but instead I said Swiss kuanzikah

Everyday that passes by is another day more close to Christmas... happy Swiss kuanzikah

by 1/3 of the HT December 24, 2016

Swiss chicken wings

Swiss chicken wings are chicken wings soaped in Swiss sauce and is a local dish in Hong Kong. Even though it is called "Swiss", it is originated in Hong Kong. It has been believed to be mixed with the word "sweet" due to mispronunciation.

These Swiss chicken wings tasted so sweet, do they come from Switzerland? No.

by BaconFlakesForBreakfast March 01, 2021

Large Swiss

When a man makes so many holes to fuck in his mattress it becomes a large piece of Swiss cheese.

I have been making my bed a large Swiss, wanna come see ?

by Large Swiss May 06, 2021

Swiss Gondola

When you spit into your pee stream, whilst standing and taking a piss. Thus creating a tiny spit-gondola carried off by said pee stream.

I just can’t seem to stop pulling the ol’ Swiss gondola when I’m drunk!

by Kissin Kousin December 24, 2020