Armpit Surfing

Attempting to 'shoulder surf', but coming to the sudden realisation that you are too short to do so. Instead, you scan the room for 'better' people to talk to by peering under your acquaintance's arm(s).

"I was too short to shoulder surf in hopes of finding a better person to talk to, so I had to revert to armpit surfing instead."

by Sparky_030 March 7, 2017

Beer Surfing

When one drinks beer in spaced out intervals through out a long period of time in order to stay constantly tipsy without crossing over into full-blown drunkedness.

"We beer surfed throughout the weekend."

"Hah. Beer surfing's just expensive. Why not just get loaded? "

"Because we had a good time and absolutely no hangovers to speak of."

by madkat9 March 10, 2017

Silver Surfing

When a man's gooch is lightly tickled by an older man's gray mustache.

I prefer the company of a young female, but I can't resist the opportunity to do some silver surfing!

by Carp72081 April 4, 2017

fad-surfing

the persistent and often meaningless following of the latest trends

Our generation is very fad-surfing

by TyNa322 May 15, 2017

ceiling surfing

Riding a large dick

"IM BOUTA BE CEILING SURFING ON THAT DICK BITCH"

by Ceiling surfing June 25, 2017

Dune Surfing

When someone snorts a line of cocaine from nipple to nipple of a large chested woman

My weekend was crazy a couple of co-workers and i went Dune Surfing

by Randomnessguy October 7, 2017

Driveway Surfing

When you take out a scooter, bike, skateboard, etc, and go to the top of a driveway and roll down to the road and to the next driveway, and back again, and again until you stop.

Andy: Hey Mike
Mike: What
Andy: Wanna go driveway surfing?
Mike: Yeah sure, with what though?
Andy: We only have scooters...
Mike: Oh yeah right...

by edgy sad kid April 22, 2018