Samaritanism

Samaritanism describes good actions that are often done by people who believe they are genuinely good themselves.
While such behavior is appreciable, due to the way the world works presently, it has become more of an annoyance than a virtue.
People who fall under this description should be called samaritans.

Bob: "John really likes to help out everyone he sees huh..."

Samaritanism in action...

Mark: "He's just competing for the nicest person award. Fucking samaritans."

by Greatkibble January 8, 2015

Samariyan

Your girl. Your bestie. The girl who will say she wet the bed whe it was really you just so you don't get in trouble. Hold on to this one.

OMG you're such a Samariyan. You're awesome!

by Kamikosse June 21, 2016

Submarine gay

A gay person that is in the closet.

An undercover gay person

You wouldn't think he is gay.
Yeah he's a submarine gay

by Kingdomman May 13, 2016

Submarine gay

A person who is undetectably gay but pops up and shows themselves occasionally.

John is such a submarine gay, he only comes out in the George.

by Kingdomman September 10, 2016

sumerian burrito

When you can't fit your penis inside the dead baby so you just fuck it instead.

"Stay still little jimmy this might hurt"
I'm gonna give you a Sumerian burrito

by Sumerian burrito November 15, 2016

SMario

SMario is a person of infinite unpureness, in a gay way.

Ha, you are so unpure like SMario!

by Your favorite Cloud June 27, 2017

Sumaiyra

She is the best person you’ll ever meet, She is funny nice and very techinacal. She gets bullied but she has thick skin so it’s never a problem even though she doesn’t have anymore tears she is very smart and funny she is in advanced academics and she is smarter then you in every single way physically and mentally. it will be hard to find her because she doesn’t like pictures and she doesn’t like the cameras so if you have a camera near her YOU BETTER BACK but she is great to have as a best friend even though she isn’t as responsible as she should be🙄. ANYWAY I LOVE HER AND SHE LOVES ME AND THAT HOW ITS GONNA BE!

Sumaiyra is my best friend and I don’t want to lose her

by Shshshdccf July 13, 2018