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by Bboooommboom March 11, 2020
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National Suck Dick Day

National Suck Dick Day falls on July 31st to celebrate LGBTQ+ heritage in San Fransisco. It is a fringe subset, following the pride month of June. It signals the end of the month with a "bang". ;)
Brandon: Hey what are you doing today?

Eugene: I'm celebrating the 31st, National Suck Dick Day!
Brandon: Oh shoot was that today??? I forgot my Listerine.
by Eugene Platter June 22, 2021
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Suck a dick

When you suck a dick. Used as offensive phrase. Used as uhhhh some other shit.
Suck a dick, Lucas. Oh fuck you, go suck a dick Lucas. Lmao man go fucking suck a dick bro!
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suck dick broke

When you have so little money you'd have to suck dick for cash
P1: "Yo, you wanna go get food?"
P2: "No, I'm broke"
P1: "I'm sure you'll be fine"
P2: "No, I'm literally suck dick broke"
by lilbollockshead February 2, 2018
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suck Fortnite dick

To have an unhealthy obsession with Fortnite and to only play Fortnite

To be a Fortnite kid
Dimitri, you suck Fortnite dick!!
Dieter, you eat Skyrim pussy.
by Lil Skelly September 17, 2023
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Suck My Dick

When your Twitter name is avocado and you didn't know that you don't have a dick
@novemberain_exe: suck my Dick. Oops I forgot that I don't have one
by SteelTITAN June 29, 2023
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National suck dick day

June 24th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 24 times throughout the whole day.
by National Day announcement June 24, 2022
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