Stressed off a Bridge

Figure of speech used to describe the a level of stress so high that one dreams of, or comes close to ending it all and jumping off a bridge.

"Man I am stressed off a bridge right now; I don't know what I'm gonna do."

"Sucks man....can I have your stereo?"

by heyitsac August 25, 2008

Stress in

Verb: To cause stress to an individual or group of people with the use of secret Triad tactics.

They got you stress in haha. Go to sleep bitch. I didn't mean to keep you up all night editing my definitions.

by Dizstresser April 6, 2010

feeding the strays

when a attractive person talks back to a creeper

girl: omg this weird boy keeps texting me & wants to hang out but hes soo weird

boy: dont text back

girl: but hes kinda nice

boy: YOU GOTTA QUIT FEEDING THE STRAYS!

by ballsackhair5969 December 8, 2010

strats

Strats are the stratagies Pro Gamers use to pwn noobs

My strats will pwn you

by Luke Carroll May 13, 2005

scrass

the HAIR between your scrotum and your ass.

The scrass on my gooch is longer than the hair on my head.

by dingle March 14, 2004

Stressball

When you are trying to have anal sex. You wait for you partner to be in the middle of passing gas to make insertion easier. At that point you insert your penis into the rectum. The increase in pressure causes your partners eyes to pop out like a stress ball

I need an optician after getting Stressballed last night

by bigmatis007 November 3, 2018

stratshag

short form for "strategic shagger". someone who shags for promotion, for instance.

Her modeling career’s lasted longer than most. Some say it's bone structure some say she's a ‘stratshag’

by ócskabringa December 14, 2008