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Strangle & Dangle

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

Very topical as of mid-June 2009 (see "usage"). This refers to the act of (a male) hanging oneself by the neck from a fixed object, say.... a closet rod, and tying up or otherwise restricting the bloodflow to the genitalia. This can be done either alone or with a partner. Subsequently the person, thus restrained is either masturbated to orgasm, or (if the hands are left untied-a wise choice) services himself.

The idea, apparently, is to bring oneself close to death, while simultaneously achieving orgasm. Practitioners claim very intense orgasms.
Usage: Carradine was doing the old Strangle & Dangle while filming in Thailand, and something went tragically awry.

Note: There is a theory that people who are extremely wealthy, having experienced virtually every (common) sexual perversion known to humanity (because they are willing to pay for others to engage in these acts), become bored and unable to come. They then turn to evermore, uh obscure and deviant acts to satisfy their cravings. These include, but are certainly not limited to: Fecal application; coprophilia; bestiality with all manner of creatures, some compliant, others less so; infliction and reception of intense pain (including burning and mutilation) and strangulation.

As of this writing, "Kung-Fu" actor David Carradine appears to have died while engaging in this practice in Thailand. It is unknown if he was alone or had a partner present. Michael Hutchence, lead singer of the band INXS is also reputed to have expired under similar circumstances.
by BaffleActs June 23, 2009
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Strangle A Mars Bar

Hastings: 'Shall we get to the crime scene sir?'

Poirot: 'Not just yet, Hastings. I've got to go strangle a Mars bar for a while. Feels like I'm shitting a fist.'
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Stranger Things

The most lit show on Netflix. A lot of people binge it and make edits on Instagram. It's TV-14 and there is some cursing. There is some jumpscares, inappropriate scenes, sci-fi related things, and 80's stuff.
Friend: "Dude, have you watch Stranger Things, yet?"
Person: "Yeah it's really good that I'm binge-watching it and boy, doesn't get stranger?"
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Stranger

The act of your friend sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then you jerk them off.
My hand is still asleep from when I gave Dave that Stranger, he had no idea it was me.
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power strangers

A group of dudes who spend 50% of their time fighting evil, 50% of their time explaining how they are NOT the power rangers
Joe: dude, are those the power rangers? Cool.
Will: No, these are the power STRANGERS.
Joe: whats the difference?
Will: *sighs*
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Curd-fect Strangers Burger

A burger that comes with cheese curds
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Curd-fect Strangers Burger, you should try it!"
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Strange Bucket of Ham

Rather odd or out-of-the-ordinary. Abnormal, curious, strange, out-of-place.
Sasha: Triangulum Caffalairous!!
Alesha: You are a Strange Bucket of Ham, Sasha.
by CoachBen April 2, 2009
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