Sober Guardian

If you know you are going to be totally wasted, A sober guardian is a close friend who plans to stay sober and make sure you don't do anything stupid.

yeah I was so wasted but luckily My sober guardian kept me in check

by Alriiiiight! July 4, 2011

Soberginity

1. The first time someone uses Alcohol or drugs.

Frank: Oh man, I can't wait till I'm 21 so I can drink!

Pat: What! Bro, I have a fake ID, I am totally taking your soberginity tonight!

by iSmokeTooMuch February 28, 2013

sloberdick

a male that like to sloober on other mens dicks

justin biber is a sloberdick

by austin186 September 19, 2012

sobeled

Getting so drunk and high that you can't miss a shot playing pong.

I scorched 3 bowls and had 12 shots, then killed a game of pong. I was sobeled.

by Bcbudd420 June 4, 2018

Sober

The useless waste between when u wake up and noon

I was sober once. That’s why I don’t wake up till noon.

by Chief chokes on dick October 13, 2018

Sobekk

A beaner
What Trump thinks Mexicans are
All the bad parts of South America personified

Person one: OMG it's Sobekk
Person two: Quick call ICE

by wehgv24g3w June 8, 2020

Hoe Sober

when a person is hoe free for a period of time; a person avoids hooking up with people who get around

I'm hoe sober for two months, I only hook up with girls who have class

by Broccoli Rabe Capella Group May 1, 2011