Scattergood Friends School

A quaker boarding school in west branch, lowa. "college prep, " manifested through over-scheduling students and assigning them copious amounts of homework, all while taking their phones at night and giving them a bedtime. Notorious for its student work program, which is a fantastic source of child labor that parents pay tuition for. Also notorious for its farm immersion program for the first month of the year, which includes even more child labor with some good-natured farm trivia sprinkled in. Led by an out-of-touch administration that gets away with being racist, transphobic, and homophobic, despite being a "progressive" school. Huge drug/alcohol problem - there's not a lot to do at a d-list boarding school in the middle of an lowan cornfield except develop a nicotine addiction from the jul you bribed some senior to buy you in lowa city. Students often transfer out at the end of the year (or even at semester), with few making it all four years. Only notable alumnus was a bolivian president that everyone in bolivia hated.

“why’s that get taken down?”
“because Scattergood Friends School doesn’t believe in freedom of speech”

by johnscattergood May 21, 2022

51 stater

- an unpopular racist term to describe a Canadian person because Canada itself is so much similar to America, it is referred to as the 51 state of America.

Canadian: "Man fuck you, you American twat, prove to me your better than any other country!"

American: "I aint gotta prove shit to no one especially if its your ass, 51 stater"

by 90210 Fuckers March 25, 2009

Status Stutter

several status updates that when put together is one stuttering sentence.

6:31 Jason loves the hot weather!
6:31 Jason loves the hopt
6:30 Jason is

Jason is...loves the hopt...loves the hot weather!

3 tries, really? That was the best status stutter I have seen today.

by Pimbo Slice April 20, 2009

Texting stutter

Texting stutter = when you text someone and you have them so screwed for a reply and you see them starting to text back and then it stops . Then you see them try again and it stops . Over and over until they figure out a way to get out of it and what to reply . Texting stutter .

Are you having a little texting stutter ?

by RMFS74 October 9, 2016

under-stater

The name given to a conspiracy theorist. An under-stater lives in his or her own subconscious mind that's called the Under State where they would find doors to government conspiracies and other historical events.

Being an under-stater is hard and sometimes terrifying!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 9, 2017

adhd stutter

When your brain thinks faster then you speak so you take a breath when your done talking you repeat the last syllable of a sentence usually triggers more often with people with ADHD

Man 1: so i mean like she decided my best friend was funnier then me so she broke up with me *inhales* he
Man 2: woah woah sorry for you but you just ADHD Stuttered

Man 1: what do you mean
Man 2: you repeated the last syllable you said she broke up with me *inhales* he
Man 1: oh sorry
Man 2: now lets go get drinks its on me

by XxKonaMationSxX April 1, 2019

Basic Kid Starter Pack

Tends to wear airpods because they feel they are too cool to have regular earbuds. Even though airpods break within 10 uses. They smoke a lot of pot and can tend to be fratish. Wears Nike or Vans. Never anything else. Cringey and usually think they get a free N-word pass. Have horrible taste in music. Owns at least one thrasher or supreme shirt

basic kid starter pack

Basic boy : bruh let's go to the Vans store. No wait let's go to Nike.

Basic girl: bro look at my new airpods, got it from my kush money.

by The handle not being used September 2, 2019