scrunt

verb, to scrub one's cunt.

An essential part of any healthy female's showering routine.

<Dave> Leanne! Stop scrunting!!

<Dave> Do you reckon she's upstairs somewhere scrunting?
<Pete> Nah, I doubt she's ever scrunted in her life...the dirty slag!

by notjesus February 19, 2008

shrunk

"Shrunk" is a drunken mispronounciation of "drunk".

"Yay! Martinis! Let's get shrunk on Martinis!"

by sonny-boy August 20, 2003

Sprundles

n. (Spruhn-dullz)

A type of candy dessert.

In order to prepare proper Sprundles you need a package of Sprees, a really good friend, and a fully unkempt taint. Lie on your back, flip your legs over your head and have your buddy place the Sprees throughout your grundle bundle. Voila! Fresh Sprundles.

We went over to Joey's last night, had a few drinks, and then he made Sprundles.

by YouLookLikeYouSmellLike June 25, 2009

scrunger

A scummy grunger. Basically a scum bag who thinks there a grunger. Usually seen with mid length greasy hair and a look in there eye's that there going to mug you.

Anyone wearing a Nirvana t-shirt and a burberry cap. Definitely a scrunger. Found mainly in Dublin.

by Slimbun September 12, 2006

Scrunt

A scruffy cunt

Dave is such a scrunt

by shfn1921 June 18, 2015

Scrunt

A scrawny, loud, Abrasive man, with redneck tendacies

Hey Scrunt!!!!
We are you going with my stuff????

by Blackbilly1965 February 3, 2019

Scruncher

Someone who scrunches their toilet paper up into a ball before they wipe after a number 2 (as oppose to folding / layering the toilet paper) - a questionable individual with low standards of how they conduct themselves in life.

e.g "ew fuck that guy, he seems like a scruncher"

by leelee06 June 2, 2018