I'm sorry what the fuck?

The word you say when you hear someone say an insanely weird and overall just stupid word.

Dylan: Do you like storing your scabs in a jar?
Bobby: What?
Dylan: I said, Do you like storing your scabs in a jar
Bobby: I'm sorry what the fuck?

by Qahmenter November 6, 2020

thunder sprays

When you fart while shitting and it sprays all over the toilet.

Man, drinking that shitty beer last night gave me the thunder sprays!

by psurollsovau June 11, 2006

sorry

weak, unimpressive

did you see those guys lifting? they looked sorry

by baboy June 5, 2009

sorry about your face

1. Insult that suggests someones face is a bit messed up, ugly, gross etc.

2. A goodbye to use when on the phone. This replaces what you would normally say as a farewell. This also works better if said very quickly, followed by abruptly hanging the phone up.

1. Fuck you Dave and I'm sorry about your face.

2. "Ok mum, i gotta go. Sorry about your face." And then hang up the phone.

by lazyjarod December 26, 2010

Polish spray and wash

To soil ones clothing, then attempt to make the stain seem recent by using an empty container of the item spilled as an accessory.

John: " U don't even have coffee in that cup do u?"
Chuck: "what?!"
John: "Yeah, ur just carrying around that cup to make it seems like u spilled that on urself today"
Chuck: "Ur good"
John: "I know all about Polish spray and wash"

by Colombojew August 4, 2007

Bangkok Bug-Spray

A man inserts his penis into a woman's anus and then stimulates her nipples so that they begin to lactate. After the lactation begins, he then walks her around "pumping" her (like a can of bug spray) while squirting her breast milk around the room (like bug spray).

"Dude, what are all these weird stains on everything?"

"Oh, sorry about that, me and Allisen were doing the Bangkok Bug-Spray and got breast milk on everything. It won't come out"

by theylo fejon August 15, 2008

Sorry I'm Not Sorry

Commonly used Canadian phase, born out of the excessive usage of "sorry", this statement allows the user to conform with the sintax of apology, but indicate that he is, in fact, not sorry.

Often used in situations where an undue amount of judgement or prejudice is being applied. A simple, direct way to tell the person their feelings/thoughts/opinions aren't changing your mind and you will not apologize.

Sally: "is that wine? Are you drinking while pregnant!?!"

Jane: "it is wine and it is my choice, Sorry I'm Not Sorry."

by Sorryimnotsorry September 22, 2013