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SpongeBob SquarePants

Probably the most annoying cartoon I've seen on Nickelodeon. People say it's the mascot of the network. Give me a break. There are so many better and funnier shows than SpongeBob on Nick. iCarly, Victorious, Jimmy Neutron, TMNT, Fairly Oddparents (the old one, the new one sucks), LazyTown, Invader Zim, etc. Furthermore, the characters act like idiots. You have:

1. SpongeBob, who's annoying as hell and childish, acts like a baby.
2. Patrick, a person with the IQ of a rock (no pun intended!)
3. Squidward, a sad goddamn outcast.
4. Mr. Krabs, a greedy sailor who would die if his money was taken away from him.
5. Sandy, a stupid "science" girl.

6. Plankton, a slightly interesting villain, but gets hated all the time by the "good guys".
7. Pearl, a whiny asshole.
8. Bubble Bass, a fat ass nerd who wants everything when we gets them.
9. Gary, a betrayer for letting a different snail into his house.
10. Mindy, an actual good character.
11. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, two wannabe ass poser "superheroes" who could get killed by the Avengers, real heroes.
12. Squilliam, 3, but worse and more "nerdy".

And many more.

Killing Nickelodeon, along with Henry Danger.

By the way the picture on the bottom, and on the left, represents me whenever I hear that show nowadays.
Idiot: SpongeBob SquarePants is the best show ever. It's the funniest Nick show and is helpful!

Me: iCarly, Victorious? There are many better shows than your overrated ass baby show.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 1, 2022
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SpongeBob frame

A body shape resembling that of SpongeBob SquarePants.
Joe: I heard that Jessica likes you.

Mike: She's not my type. She has a SpongeBob frame.
by 2014_chiguy March 17, 2015
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SpongeBob Guy

Seriously guys what the actual fuck is the ACTUAL deal with the SpongeBob guy? I really can't wrap my fucking head around it. Aside from critical fat cock theory there is NO REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THAT SHIT! Stop making videos about it. Get that shit out of my sight. I couldn't possibly be more upset about this. You have all collectively failed me.
Hym "Seriously, this fucking SpongeBob Guy shit is really getting me. No amount of cleaning my fucking room is going to convert into banging Arianna Grande.... BUT... Being in a SpongeBob musical does... I mean... It TECHNICALLY makes me RIGHT AGAIN (Because bitches love SpongeBob)... But this is my single most hollow victory... I was right... But at what cost? I might actually welcome the lobotomy at this point. We've left absurdity altogether and shifted into insanity. She has to be doing that on purpose. She knows who I am. She knew it would make headlines. An entirely calculated decision. She's trying to ruin 'being right' for me. The ONLY THING I ENJOY and she fucking ruined it. God damn you.... MMMM!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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SpongeBob SquarePants

A legendary show on Nickelodeon that had really good first seasons, but quality of the show has gone downhill and now today’s episode and mostly craphole episodes.

WARNING: If you watch any episode of the more recent SpongeBob episodes, please be aware of the super ultimate mega holy goddamn shit cringe. If you or a loved one get very severe conditions from the horrible episodes that don’t make sense, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Amigo 1: Hey, did you watch SpongeBob SquarePants?
Amigo 2: Yeah, but the episodes these days just suck ngl.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain March 11, 2022
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spongebob

when you lick a spoon and then put it up a butt and scoop all the poo and then eat
i spongebob my best friend
by ryan betteridge February 1, 2022
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spongebob

ï ripped my pants¨ says spongebob
by ameriaisabitch June 8, 2018
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Spongebob rap scene

a masterpiece of music including Krabs dissing plankton with fire ass songs that are better than the actual worldwide rap scene
x: have you heard plankton's diss to krabs?
y: yea Spongebob rap scene is lit
by the bottom g July 9, 2023
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