Baked Spaghetti

An event or scenario that is absolutely guaranteed to happen

1.) Is uncle Ed making baked spaghetti again for the party?

- Of course

2.) Will the Blackhawks win the Stanley cup again this year?

- Baked spaghetti

by Morehungthanrobinwilliams May 11, 2015

Jack Spaghetti

A tongue tied, spit infested 'Leerpool' supporter, who cannot speak English and has a brother called 'Ogger'.

You speak like such a Jack Spaghetti. E.g/ Oscar becomes 'Ogger'

by Pseudonym1273419469 July 12, 2017

Touched spaghet

A very big evidence of a crime of touching spaghet. Mostly left in Europe.
Touching spaghet and getting caught will get you the sentence of death.

I CANT EAT MY TOUCHED SPAGHET! ITS TOUCHED!

by Jesus with a Shotgun June 5, 2018

DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN

DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN IS MORE POWERFUL THEN 900000000.9999
NYAN CATS ON FULL VOLUME

AND THE PASTAFARIAN GOD COMBINED!!!!

DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN IS ALSO REALLY INTO CHEESE AND EATING CATS

HE ALSO SNIFFS UR HAIR EVERY TIME U EAT A POTATO

by Celticblobfish! October 7, 2018

DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN

DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN IS MORE POWERFUL THEN 999999999999.99999 NYAN CATS ON FULL VOLUME

AND THE PASTAFARIAN GOD COMBINED!!!!!

DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN ALSO REALLY LIKE CHEESE, EATING CATS AND EVERYTIME U EAT A POTATO HE SNIFFS UR HAIR

#DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN IS BEST GOD

by Celticblobfish! October 7, 2018

get spaghet

It basically means “get naughty” or “get freaky.” Derived from the (now dead) meme, “SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!” it’s a way to say u want to get into bed with someone and do the ‘s’ thingy-majig.

Bruce: ayy, lucy. howzit?
Lucy: eh, good. kinda bored. hbu?
Bruce: same. life’s boring. come, let’s get spaghet ;)
Lucy: uhh no, bruce. i’m at the library lmfao.
Bruce: omg. help a guy out. i’m just tryna bust a nut. damn.
Lucy: babe we have an exam tomorrow lol. we got time for that later.
Bruce: ehhh whatever. but ima come to da library to “study” wit cho. meet me in the bathrooms in ten.
Lucy: bruce nooooo! ugh. why u gotta be so sexy?
Bruce: hehe das me.

😎😏🤣

by omglookatmeimcool June 15, 2019

zac spaghetti

i vape yes haha i am cool i also beat my 78 inch penis to gay grandpa porn. also wannabe nigger

hey look its a wild zac spaghetti (bonicci)

by asianpotnoodle April 2, 2019