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Sonic the Hedgehog 

Some game invented in 1991. It is made by some Japanese people named SEGA. Sonic the Hedgehog is a blue hedgehog (but he doesnt look anything like one):).
Sonic has been in so much games i cant type it. Many of his games are badly rated and some are good. The most highest rated is probably the classics. Sonic's enemy is EGGMAN and Eggman's retarded crew.
Some of the horrible looking enemies are,

Chaos: Some on-drugs ho made out of water who is the chaos who protects chaos.
Eggman: Like in every game Eggman the fat bastard shows up and screws up the game. He is as fat as an Egg and tries to always steal some kind of Chaos Emerald.
Shadow: Shadow was an enemy in the beginning of Sonic Adventure 2 but sided with Sonic and the other annoying heroes.
Iblis: Iblis, the gay guy made out of gay fire.
Metal Sonic: This isnt the real Sonic. This guy is robotic and evil.
Black Doom: Black Doom is a half threat to Shadow but full threat to Sonic. As Shadow you decide if you side with him but at the end he sides against him.

Those are only some of those gay enemys.

The first few theme songs were made by the band Crush 40.
Sonic the Hedgehog is from 1991.
He is japanese and made by SEGA!

Sonic Adventure Battle 2 

A fun game that induces vomitting, diarrhea, and other embarrasing bowel movements.
After playing "Sonic Adventure Battle 2", he puked, pooped, and peed...all at once

Sonic boom 

A terrible game that ruined sonic
Why are you playing sonic boom you weirdo
Sonic boom by Pooheadhq May 6, 2018

Sonic boom thegriffinfoxhybrid 

A voraphile, most likely groomed an entire group of minors. Extremely into anal vore. Probably a hardcore furry, yet homophobic as hell. Overall disgusting.
It was not only me who was groomed by sonic boom thegriffinfoxhybrid. There were many others, including one who had been talking to him since he was 7.

sonic kinnie

you often flirt woth peoples sisters, alpha male😈, fast😎
"Bro, stop flirting with my sister, what are you? A sonic kinnie?" "Yes, yes I am😎”
sonic kinnie by Oliverd44 December 18, 2021

Sonic Syndrome 

When a piece of media has some absolutely terrible writing but it's music is extremely good
Matt: Wtf? why does RWBY have godlike music but a shit story?

Andrew: It suffers from Sonic Syndrome sadly...
Sonic Syndrome by Exotic Eggs March 21, 2022

Sonic x Donkey Kong 

THE BEST SHIP EVER SONIC X DONKEY KONG RULES IT IS THE MOST LOVEABLE SHIP ON THE PLANET
N: I LOVE SONIC X DONKEY KONG
S: IT'S AMAZING
H: What the fuck is Sonic x Donkey Kong
G: THE BEST SHIP EVER
Sonic x Donkey Kong by ur.mum.69 January 7, 2023