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PX Soldier

A US Army soldier/airmen/ Marine/Sailor who goes out and buys all the latest after market non-issue military gear from the PX (post exchange). This equipment includes leg holsters for pistols, radio pouches, CamelBak backpacks survival knives etc. They may also order online from a military surplus website like US Cavalry, Ranger Joe or Brigade Quartermaster. The PX Soldier will usually buy this gear for a upcoming deployment but is usually seen wearing it for training exercises. The PX soldier is inspired by seeing special forces members on the news, in the movies or a television show. Most people who have deployed are a little bit guilty of buying some kind of non-issue military equipment for a deployment but the PX Soldier overdoes it. They hope to be mistaken for a special forces operator. Ironically the main culprits will be those not in combat arms or have jobs where they never have to go outside the wire on convoys or combat missions.
Soldier 1 "See that guy over there is he in Recon or a SEAL?"

Soldier 2 "Hell no. He's a cook that's a PX soldier
by The people's Sgt September 8, 2013
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underhand slider

The action of female grasping to line up the penis for proper angle of penetration prior to intercourse; woman on bottom. Most common when a guy (freehanded) rubs the head of his penis around the pussy lips and doesn't insert; frustrated the female will grasp the dick with a underhand grip and slid it in. The man will immediately feel gratified as the woman was unable to hold out any longer and executed penetration. Excellence is measured when a woman who plays extremely hard to get gives an "underhand slider".
Matt: Last night I was messing around with Tiffany and to my surprise she gave me an "underhand slider"! I was teasing the shit out of her and making her quiver...she couldn't take it and underhand slid it in.
Zak: Those are the best.....Kristen holds out and acts like she doesn't want it but I get an "underhanded slider" nightly.
Jimmy: I get underhanded by Sam all the time....she love the dick!
All: HAHAHA
by Nomad Giz January 26, 2016
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Cum slider

Someone who proceedes to ejaculate in a guys ass and then slide his dick out with the cum on it.
"Oh good lord Jerry, your such a good cum slider !"
by Thiccqq boi June 2, 2018
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Indiana corn slider

The atrocious act of pooping in a condom, putting the fecies filled treat in the freezer; and using it as a dildo.
I gave my girl the Indiana corn slider last night.
by Cornslider May 2, 2016
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Nike Lebrons 10 Soldier

A good shoe produced by Nike, it is a signature shoe which belongs to Lebron James. However, if an unskilled person buys it, it looks very weird and they look like a fool.
A person with a good sense of fashion - "Wow Aaron, what are those? "
wearing Lebrons - "Uh, those are my Nike Lebrons 10 Soldier, do they look f-r-e-s-h?"
A person with a good sense of fashion - "Umm, I mean they are nice but not with school uniform."
wearing Lebrons - "Shut up mannnnn!"
by YobaBoba July 13, 2017
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soldier penis

When a man masturbates so much that it forms blisters, and later after forms calises on his penis.
Girl A: wow look at his biseps!

Girl B: I bet he has a soldier penis...
by I <3 justin bieber November 4, 2010
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steel soldier

The act of wrapping a mans penis in aluminum foil and incerting it into a womans vagina.
IE; Come here bitch, you're getting a steel soldier!
by Doctor Phil May 13, 2005
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