lazy snail

Dipping your balls in a persons mouth and getting them covered with saliva, then dragging them up over the persons nose and resting them on their forehead leaving a saliva trail along the way.

I gave her the greatest lazy snail last night.

by Dirty and Sahara October 10, 2006

e-snail

1. Typically an excuse for a non-forthcoming email.
2. A late email response

"You didn't get my reply? Oh, it's probably arriving by e-snail."
"Sorry about the e-snail, work has been absolutely frantic."

by Heidipants August 3, 2007

ass snail

Slow moving turd that is reluctant to vacate your ass

Dude whats keeping Al?
He is taking a shit.
Bro tell him to hurry that ass snail along we have places to go!

by RudeAz April 18, 2015

Immortal Snail

Something from your past that benefited you then but haunts you now

Picking that option was like allowing that immortal snail to follow me.

by TheFalsehoodguy December 18, 2021

Peruvian Sea Snail

Knowingly taking part in sexual deeds with a partner that has one or more STDs.

Mike: Did you hear Chad did Chelsea?
Derek: No WAY!!! Everyone knows she is dirty.
Mike: Yeah, looks like Chad pulled the old Peruvian Sea Snail.

by Chad aka Blackout April 16, 2010

angry snail

An angry snail is what you call a bottle of beer that has been dropped, causing beer to froth out the top as it spins on the ground. Are often the result of a taxi.
An angry snail can also be spotted when a warm or shaken beer is opened by its unsuspecting owner.

Oh shit, check it out, angry snail
Ha ha, look at Davo with the angry snail

by Stumpy Grumpy September 19, 2006

Tortise Von Snail

(n) A person or object which moves slowly.

I'm late for work because I got behind some Tortise Von Snails on the highway.

by Ron Palmer March 25, 2005