Smoothie

A smoothie is a lack of a sexual reproduction organ, resulting in an completely smooth patch of skin between your legs

Male 1:So, lat night I was masturbating in the shower last nigh-
Male 2:How can a smoothie haver masturbate?

by Handsomdemo January 8, 2017

Smoothie

Spencer.

Damn Spencer...you're a smoothie.

by Noot noot noot noot July 10, 2017

Smoothie

A person with no pubic hair under the age of 13.

Chase enjoyed watching the smoothies at the splash pad.

by Borrini June 15, 2018

Smoothie

Someone without pubic hair

Chase was hanging out at the splash pad looking for smoothies

by Borrini June 16, 2018

Smoothier

Smoothier means it's somoothier ... says Sky

The nutra bullet makes the drink more smoothier

by Smoothier January 29, 2019

smoothievation

1. A type of motivation gained from drinking a delicious smoothie.

2. A type of vacation where you only drink smoothies the entire time.

Thank god i have some smoothievation otherwise i'd never be cutting the grass with scissors!!

Thank god for smoothievation!

by Speedy turtle May 31, 2019

smothied

The act of taking fruits and blending them into a semi-liquid form acceptable for consumption by humans.

Did you mom use the juicer?
“Nah bro, she just smothied it.”

by Bakerbaby June 4, 2019