smart-arse

the hyphen is important

Run! is a smart-arse

by Anonymous April 20, 2005

smart people

Literally everyone, including person who is writing this. 💫🌟✨👑

Every People are smart people

by Pepppa April 28, 2021

Dumb Smart

1.) the act of smartly being dumb
2.) finding loopholes
3.) being a man

a female on facebook posts a status "boys are stoopid" a male friend quickly counters with a dim-witted comment "Well good thing I'm a man and not a boy."

this is an example of being Dumb Smart.

by CtrlAltDown November 16, 2010

smart blonde

see 'oxymoron'.

contrary to common belief, 'smart blondes' don't exist. There are certain 'dumb blondes' that THINK they are smart blondes, but they aren't.

don't confuse smart blonde with smart bitch, which DO exist.

Nerdy white boy: OMG jessica you are SUCH a dumb blonde.

dumb blonde: AM NOT! i'm a SMART blonde.

Nerdy white boy: Saying 'smart blonde' is just like saying 'rap music' you ignorant bitch!

by Jamal_jackson July 28, 2006

weight smart vitamin

This is the type of person who will one day experience the saying what comes around goes around.... Also this person is the ONLY time where it is ok to stick your finger in your own ass and wipe it accross their upper lip....

See Dirty Sanchez

Yo, I got weight smart vitamined all day long so i self sanchezed her....

by usmcgunny April 14, 2004

smart patrol

(n.) a collective name for bloggers, commentators, and other personages who comment on daily life, generally in a curmudgeonly fashion. Similar in nature to "the fashion police," but generally more related to the general status quo.

The smart patrol on "The Daily Show" really nailed the Vice President on his secrecy fetish with their segment "You Don't Know Dick."

by Jacques Treatment January 9, 2008

Smart Price Beans

Lowest common denominator - Defined during some verbal exchanges amoung young professionals as being the easiest, lowest or least intellectual retort during a jokingly heated verbal exchange and can also often referred to as the "smart price tin of beans"

Glen: "That's it Smiffy, as always go for the lowest common denominator"
Smiffy: "*mocking hand action* blah blah blah, lowest common denominator as always you opt for your asda smart price beans comment when you have nothing more to say"
Glen: "typical Smiffy"

by miffysa July 13, 2010