Person 1: Bro I can't sit properly.
Person 2: Are you bi?
Person 1: Yeah how'd you know?
Person 2: All bisexuals are unable to sit properly
Person 2: Are you bi?
Person 1: Yeah how'd you know?
Person 2: All bisexuals are unable to sit properly
by ani.png June 2, 2021

by gettinrippedsince86 January 26, 2010

Emma asked if she could sit on Gray's pipe.
No problem I'll just lay back then said Gray!
Past tense:-
I sat on Gray's pipe this morning said Emma
No problem I'll just lay back then said Gray!
Past tense:-
I sat on Gray's pipe this morning said Emma
by Blade2good December 9, 2010

(Russian expression)
In slang, to sit in someone's chair, in Russia, means to 'pimp' out a woman to them
In slang, to sit in someone's chair, in Russia, means to 'pimp' out a woman to them
"Hey did you get the cop to get off your back about the murder charge?"
"Yeah, I had my daughter sit in his chair, and they let me go."
"Yeah, I had my daughter sit in his chair, and they let me go."
by Bezukladnikov August 28, 2017

Your lap is the top of your thighs when you sit down, where your cat might sit. Lap can also refer to a trip around a racetrack, or to the act of overtaking a competitor by a lap. Lap is associated with a number of idioms. If something "falls into your lap," you have gotten something without making much effort.
by Nagsnbev August 15, 2019

by Big Daddy Hustler March 21, 2021

A combination of blumpkin and the pyramid whereby three males are receiving blumpkins from three girls sitting in a triangular formation facing each other. As they climax and shit simultaneously they reach up in the air and touch hands with the person sitting next to them thus forming a pyramid.
Due to the difficulty of such task, you are truly a king sitting amongst men if you accomplish it.
Due to the difficulty of such task, you are truly a king sitting amongst men if you accomplish it.
dude we had dinner with these three girls, then we went back to my place and were sitting at the king's Table after a few drinks.
by quasimotoh2 April 11, 2011
