Mango Shaved Ice

When you trick another person eating mango shaved ice that "mango shaved ice" has some sort of disgusting sexual connotation much like "strawberry shortcake" does, causing them to immediately stop.

Person A: Dude, are you aware that mango shaved ice is a sexual technique? It's even worse than strawberry shortcake! BEWARE OF THESE CONVOLUTED FOOD ITEMS.

Person B (Eating mango shaved ice): OMFGWTFBBQ *SPITS OUT EVERYTHING HE OR SHE IS EATING.*
Person A: :D

by RRondo April 4, 2010

Shwane

1. To be albino, funny looking, and a bit rabid
2. To have no meaning, or to have no purpose except to be an idiot.

Shane is really Shwane.
I met this kid the other day and he looked really shwane. I couldn't help but to crack up at how shwane he is. He is shwaner then Shane!

by Ferris Bueler June 11, 2006

The Stinky Gillete Shave

When you eat a nasty chick, and her goopy juices get embedded into your moustache or gotee, and the stink is with your even after you wash up...The only way to rid yourself of the horrific waft is to shave your face clean....

Dude, what happed to your gotee?

I had to do The Stinky Gillete Shave..

OH.....

by Anthony D.... January 3, 2005

No shave November

Also has a meaning in a competitive swimmer's world where ALL swimmers must not shave because it will cause resistance in their training (and sometimes their meets), but will make them stronger and easier to glide through the water when it comes to shaving it all off at a very xinfinity important meet.

Swimmer 1: It's finally No shave November
Swimmer 2: Finally get to fit in, for once.

by love'nswim November 3, 2013

Shave the Ass

see Three Layer Approach.
Usually done on Saturday Nights.

It is saturday and my ass it like astroturf. I strip metal with that motherfucker. Time to shave the ass.

by Zinger May 14, 2003

No Shave November

It is when you don't shave throughout the month of November to help push a non-profit organization or cause.

For November 2008, I am participating in No Shave November for the Save Darfur cause.

by Mz Anonymous March 18, 2009

shave the polar bear

to spontaneously create a new definition for a word or phrase; usually indicated through voice inflection; often sexual or taboo

Person 1: With the state of global warming, pretty soon we are going to have to shave the polar bears.

Person 2: Yeah, I bet you like to shave the polar bear. Your Mom and I shaved the polar bear last night!

by Master Wordsmith May 3, 2006