Saving Private Ryan

A term used to specify the great lengths men will go to, to obtain a booty call or sexual interaction. Often a build up of testosterone will induce shaking, abusive outburts and aggresion, causing the male to feel the need to satisfy his urges. In utter desperation the male will say/do anything in his power to ensure his 'soldier' gets some front line action, rather than withering away at home.

Phone Convo
Guy:Hey baby can i come over?
Girl: Oh i just dont think its a good time...
Guy: But, but, i'll make it worth your while...I'll do anything!
Girl: I dunno, do you just want sex?
Guy: No baby no way! i wouldnt do that..I..<gulp>..I love you!
Guy's roommate (in background): Bro pull yourself together! you gona regret saving private ryan tomorrow!

by Olive Leaf April 21, 2008

shing ring

The passage where the brown resides, normally a one way street put can be treated either way, most often referred to as arsehole

after he found out maria was more than meets the eye his shing ring burned all night

by Adam Intern October 15, 2004

shlingmam

The process of inserting a wooden toy duck or ducklet up your rectum, so only the head remains sticking out in view, this is done to amuse your partner, and also convince her that there is nothing to worry about with anal sex.

The only way Justin Timberlake has managed to get poon was by the technique of shlingmam.

by sweet and sour king kong balls September 22, 2011

Shming

Another word for penis, usually used in the north parts of chicago

Eric, you suck shming.

Mason is a shming lover.

Mr.Koff hates that we use the word shming.

by ShmingGod November 28, 2017

Shinging

The noise you make when you’re stabbing someone!

I was “shinging” them when they tried to steal my food.

by Stealthina April 12, 2019

The Big Can Of Shaving Cream

Nickname for Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, MA, home of the New England Patriots and New England Revolution soccer team. Used because one of Gillette's longterm flagship products is shaving cream.

"We're going to see the Patriots play the Colts tomorrow at The Big Can of Shaving Cream."
"What a finish at The Big Can of Shaving Cream today! Here are the highlights..."

by Honk4Gronk November 24, 2013

Daylight Saving Time

When a man develops an erection pointing downward, which is then required to be rotated to where it points up. It takes its name from Daylight Savings Time, when you have to change your clock back.

Anna: "Jeremiah! That's gross. Don't do that."
Jeremiah: "It's Daylight Saving Time"
Anna: "Okay, no big deal"

by Jeremiah C April 23, 2006