Shopping Mauled

What happens as a result of going to all of the Black Friday and post Christmas sales.

Mary went to the mall to take advantage of the Black Friday sales. All she got was Shopping Mauled.

by John@24th December 30, 2010

Painting the shop

Licking the dried remains of crusty shit from someones asshole.

Tom Cruise: I cannot believe how drunk I was last night, I think was painting the shop with someone!

Katy Perry: My favourite things in life are sex and getting my shop painted.

by Fistinator October 14, 2010

boozery shopping

When college students go to the grocery store and end up buying more booze than groceries.

Hey guys, I just got back from boozery shopping. Let's party!

by tastynuggets21 March 18, 2014

The Reject Shop

The Reject shop is a shop you never go into unless you are at your last resort.

Whenever you pass it is lawful to make the joke "That is where you were born"

"Hey Dan look it's your birthplace, The Reject Shop"

by Type of person September 26, 2020

snack shop

Vagina (from the old joke: How do we know the deigner of the woman's body is a Pollack? Who else would put the shit house right next to the snack shop?)

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

Window Shopping

looking/staring at someone you want so so bad but you know you can't have/get for some reason.

guy1: *watches Jessica Alba walking by*
guy2: man stop 'window shopping' you know you can't have her!

by cr1sc0@KTOWNLACA January 9, 2011

Wood Shop

A place where constant dick jokes are made, and where penises will be drawn over everything.

I have such hard WOOD in WOOD shop!

by iTz X Legit Chronic MLG Snipes November 16, 2012