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Small Shop

When people go shopping for one or two definitive items and only browse two or three certain shops they know that item will be in then leave quickly and swiftly.
i only need a small shop.
by LIZZNESS5 October 27, 2010
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closet shopping

1. To look through your closet and discover articles of clothing you:
a. Forgot you bought/owned.
b. Haven't worn in a while.
c. Have been saving for when you can finally fit into them again.

2. To go through all the clothing you own and put together new outfit combinations that you never thought of before.
1.
a. "Oh wow, I bought that top months ago and never wore it! Closet shopping is awesome!"
b. "I think the last time I wore this dress was when I went on that blind date in February. The date was shit, but damn did I look good."
c. "Holy fuck, these were the jeans I wore almost every day in high school. I don't remember why I kept them all this time. Oh yeah, that's right, I lost my virginity wearing these. Sweet."

2. "Why didn't I ever think of wearing this striped sweater vest with my plaid shirt? Bet I'll get ALL the drunk hipster chicks now."
by An Asian Girl December 7, 2011
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Poke Shop

A term used for a brothel
"Mate, you're looking rather tense, get yourself down the poke shop"
by DWICKS September 11, 2015
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Bill Shop

'' Johnny went to the bill shop to give himself in ''
by Johnny Barden December 9, 2008
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The Reject Shop

The Reject shop is a shop you never go into unless you are at your last resort.

Whenever you pass it is lawful to make the joke "That is where you were born"
"Hey Dan look it's your birthplace, The Reject Shop"
by Type of person September 26, 2020
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Window Shopping

looking/staring at someone you want so so bad but you know you can't have/get for some reason.
guy1: *watches Jessica Alba walking by*
guy2: man stop 'window shopping' you know you can't have her!
by cr1sc0@KTOWNLACA January 9, 2011
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Wood Shop

A place where constant dick jokes are made, and where penises will be drawn over everything.
I have such hard WOOD in WOOD shop!
by iTz X Legit Chronic MLG Snipes November 16, 2012
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