shoot shards

Administering crystal methamphetamine into the system intravenously.

I don't smoke dope. Bitch, I shoot shards.

by Smokedopeeveryday September 1, 2020

Sylvester shardster

lalamogus sharddy man mongulous

hahaha amogus fard bongalosis Sylvester shardster

by theposteramoster February 9, 2022

shit shard

Fragments of a really hard turd that linger in the body after the primary concrete turd has been passed

Man i shit a concrete turd but it left shit shards in my ass for later

by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022

shit shard

Fragments of a really hard turd that is left behind after the primary concrete turd has passed

I shit a concrete turd but there are still shit shards left …

by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022

aqua shard

Accidentally or intentionally shitting yourself just a little bit during water based activities.

I was paddling out for a gnarly set and I aqua sharded myself

by SoCalbro January 12, 2024

Rush Shard

A mantra modifier that increases mantra speed and increases distance.

He put a Rush Shard on his mantra.

by EmpressOfLight April 25, 2024

Methew Shardson

Methew Shardson
(noun): A charismatic, upbeat individual who’s always high, living life freely and without shame. As a functional meth head, Methew shatters stereotypes with humor, positivity, and unwavering authenticity. Advocating for harm reduction and breaking the stigma surrounding meth, Methew shows that you can be happy, productive, and unapologetically yourself.

"Ay bro, You’re channeling some serious Methew Shardson energy right now!"

by Methew Shardson December 12, 2024