When you’ve graduated (or are close to graduating) high school, the act of deleting contacts, unadding snapchat friends, unfollowing people etc. that you barely spoke to or never plan on speaking too again.
Friend 1: Dude, why do you have 50 people on Snapchat?
Friend 2: I did my Senior Purge. I couldn’t stand any of these kids. Never speaking to them again.
Friend 2: I did my Senior Purge. I couldn’t stand any of these kids. Never speaking to them again.
by RocketLauncher10782 February 22, 2022
Get the Senior Purge mug.The potentially life threatening disease that most commonly affects graduating high school seniors. It affects 99.9% of the population of high school seniors. It is most common in the second half of the year, especially after receiving college acceptances, thus provoking the common predicament among all seniors: “what am I even still doing here??”
Common symptoms:
- overall lack of motivation towards anything & everything.
- Wearing sweatpants at least 3x a week. (Bonus points if it’s the same pair of pants)
- Going to bed at 2am. Not because of homework, but because of Netflix ... because...duh.
- Unable to function without coffee.
- Arriving late.
- Substituting regular school clothes for pajamas .
- “huh???”
- Copying the math homework from Slader 5 min before it is due.
- Excessive use of the term “No.” in response to any task given.
- Not constantly checking your grades for the ~first time ever~ in all of high school. (You probably forgot that online grades even existed, until your mom called you frantically asking why your Econ grade dropped from A to C in one month.)
- Scouring the house for your textbooks on textbook return day, because you misplaced them at the beginning of the school year and haven't touched them since.
Cure:
- Graduate. Have fun feeling the same way in 4 years when you are about to graduate college!!
Common symptoms:
- overall lack of motivation towards anything & everything.
- Wearing sweatpants at least 3x a week. (Bonus points if it’s the same pair of pants)
- Going to bed at 2am. Not because of homework, but because of Netflix ... because...duh.
- Unable to function without coffee.
- Arriving late.
- Substituting regular school clothes for pajamas .
- “huh???”
- Copying the math homework from Slader 5 min before it is due.
- Excessive use of the term “No.” in response to any task given.
- Not constantly checking your grades for the ~first time ever~ in all of high school. (You probably forgot that online grades even existed, until your mom called you frantically asking why your Econ grade dropped from A to C in one month.)
- Scouring the house for your textbooks on textbook return day, because you misplaced them at the beginning of the school year and haven't touched them since.
Cure:
- Graduate. Have fun feeling the same way in 4 years when you are about to graduate college!!
Teacher: “where’s Stacy? This is her fourth absence this week!”
Student: “oh, didn’t you hear? She has a terrible case of senioritis.”
Stacy: *sleeping in car in school parking lot*
Student: “oh, didn’t you hear? She has a terrible case of senioritis.”
Stacy: *sleeping in car in school parking lot*
by ZestyPotatoeChip August 31, 2020
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Senior Chief John Loe killed two stones with one bird.
Senior Chief John Loe one threw a grenade and killed 20 men, then it exploded.
Chief John Loe doesn’t do push-ups, he simply moves the planet away from him and pulls it back.
Senior Chief John Loe killed two stones with one bird.
Senior Chief John Loe one threw a grenade and killed 20 men, then it exploded.
Chief John Loe doesn’t do push-ups, he simply moves the planet away from him and pulls it back.
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Get the Senior Chief John Loe mug.Senior Management Action Plan is a path for lateral hires to be inducted in senior positions in a company. This includes exposure to all verticals within stipulated time frame:
a) Customer Care -15 days
b) Finance -5 days
c) Human Resource -10 days
d) Sales and Marketing -20 days
e) Product Development -30 days
f) Business Strategy -30 days
g) Board Meetings -5 days
h) Programming -15 days
i) Customer Satisfaction Survey -10 days
j) Creativity -30 days
The intern is business ready within seven months.
After this the lateral hire is associated with a small team to develop, launch and market a small product all by himself or herself.
a) Customer Care -15 days
b) Finance -5 days
c) Human Resource -10 days
d) Sales and Marketing -20 days
e) Product Development -30 days
f) Business Strategy -30 days
g) Board Meetings -5 days
h) Programming -15 days
i) Customer Satisfaction Survey -10 days
j) Creativity -30 days
The intern is business ready within seven months.
After this the lateral hire is associated with a small team to develop, launch and market a small product all by himself or herself.
In Kalkie Integrated Solutions -the female leaders were inducted by short-term SMAP (Senior Management Action Plan)-thanks to Alphabet Inc
by Vishnu Ganrau Kartik October 20, 2016
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Most commonly, super seniors are found in their 5th year of high school, but sometimes this term applies to seniors who decide to date freshmen and below.
Most commonly, super seniors are found in their 5th year of high school, but sometimes this term applies to seniors who decide to date freshmen and below.
“How come Jackson is dating a freshman? Isn’t he redoing his senior year?”
“Well that’s why they call him a super senior!”
“Well that’s why they call him a super senior!”
by Codfish4 May 28, 2024
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Get the EPIC Senior mug.Someone who didn’t graduate his/her senior year and had to repeat it (sometimes several times).
Might also be used to describe someone who is an above 18 senior for other reasons. i.e. failing previous grades, starting kindergarten late, etc.
Might also be used to describe someone who is an above 18 senior for other reasons. i.e. failing previous grades, starting kindergarten late, etc.
by diwk? July 2, 2024
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