Scissors 

A tool used to cut bushes or food packaging/string or hair

She uses scissors to cut the meat's packaging off
The hairdresser uses scissors to cut the girl's hair short
He uses kitchen scissors to cut the butcher's string off from the food

Scissors by JoJo2014a May 9, 2021

scissorstopped 

The equivalent of a cockblock; an interference that prevents a sexual encounter between two women

I went home with a woman to hook up but her roommate scissorstopped us and I didn’t get laid.

scissorstopped by Nelnmel May 19, 2021

Scissors for hands

An expression used when someone points out that something in fiction doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter if it makes sense because it’s fictional.

In Edward scissor hands a lot doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter because it’s fictional.

Why is Thanos able to snap with gauntlets
on?
Reply: scissors for hands, Bro

Scissors for hands by Dragontaz220 August 24, 2022

Cyber Scissoring

Acting out lesbian sex acts via the internet using a webcam.

"Whoa I just saw some stills of Casey and Joe the Lesbo cyber scissoring and it was hot!"

Cyber Scissoring by kclaxpoo August 19, 2011

turd-scissors 

A pair of scissors kept in the bathroom and exclusively used to divide large feces into flush-able segments.

I was at my boyfriends' house last night and took a giant crap. Fortunately, I found a pair of turd-scissors under the sink, and quickly cut the problem down to size.

turd-scissors by Trottz January 22, 2014

crusty scissors 

The act of scissoring with your butthole

Me and my girl had sex

What did you do?
Crusty scissors

crusty scissors by Pears February 5, 2015

Saftey Scissors 

A device kindergardners are forced to use when making crafts

Honestly, If I were a kindergarden teacher, I'd say, "go for it kids, use the big boy/girl scissors, I could use the kid decline right now. You could still poke your eyes out with saftey scissors anyways so..."

Saftey Scissors by Littlepacie02 July 19, 2016