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Satans log

When you take a shit at least two times the diameter of your butthole
Me taking a shit

OOWWWW IT FEELS LIKE I SHAT OUT SATANS LOG
by Hehe I cheated March 9, 2021
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Satan's Blessing

A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...
The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...
by Sinereo September 14, 2021
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satang

a monetary unit of Thailand
Could I borrow you some satang please.
by Spider Law November 22, 2021
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Satania

Satania Is the best waifu ever, She Is just perfect, she Is wearing cute clothes , She has cute hairstyle And her voice is just perfect
Bro 1: yo, that satania from Gabriel dropout is So hot

Bro 2: you know she is a demon right?

Bro 1: shut the fuck up bro i don't care, we're not friends anymore
by Satania Is kawaii March 18, 2022
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SatanicksWife

sometimes, I get comfort knowing me and bun are friends. I was sick and crying one day, and bun made me feel better just by sending cute emojis and emoticons and just by being itself. I started crying even more but for some reason they weren’t tears of sadness, they were tears of joy. I was confused on why bun was being so nice to me, and why ever bun would be nice to somebody like me? I was crying because I knew I had a friend that truly made me feel better
satanickswife drew big boob fumus
by wheretheproblematt April 9, 2022
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Satansexual

Satansexual
That couple are so hot for the Devil, very attracted to Satan, very Satansexual.
by TommySan September 11, 2022
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The Satins

The Satins is a disease that starts as an infection when a circumcision is done, which slowly turns the stub the person has left into a blood/cum oozing mess.
doctor:OMG!!!!
patient:What's wrong??!!
doctor:the operation has gone wrong.......you have The Satins!!!!!
patient:Wtf is that?
doctor:look it up on the urban dictionary,the artical is by a handsome chap called Tristan.
Patient:???????
by tristan teh terrible June 4, 2017
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