pee story 1: so in some random ass village, every year on april 28, there is a contest between every girl between the ages of 18 and 25. you are put in a chair, which forces your legs open, you are wearing tight white clothes, so it’s instant to see when you’re out. in the beginning, you have to drink a gallon of cold water, and then get on the leg splaying chair. after 1 hour, you have to change into sexy underwear which also has to be white, and drink 3 cups of cold water. after 2 hours, weight is slowly increasing on the bladder area, now with water tubes in their mouths, to be sucked on nonstop. if anyone remains for 2 hours and 20 minutes, massage guns with that ball spin setting are placed on their sweet pussies, and if you can go any longer than 3 hours , headphones are put on your ears, playing the sound of gushing water. this will continue until everyone pees, to which the winner gets 100 bucks for every 10 minutes spent
by imcrazywidit July 26, 2023
A story that makes you cum, read my sex story below! Hope u enjoy it, and do me a favour and cum while reading ;)
Here’s my sex story
My boyfriend had asked me to come over. I knew right away what for - I could already feel some of my juices drip down my leg! I was so so so horny now. I rang the doorbell and he opened the door. God he was so sexy when he’s naked. I stared at him for a while, then said ‘fuck me’ with the wildest look in my eyes. ‘Whatever you want baby’ he replied. He threw me onto the bed and tied me up so I couldn’t move. He climbed on top of the bed and licked my soaked pussy. ‘Mmmhhh’ I said ‘oh fuck yeah, suck on me daddy’. So he did. God it felt so good, his warm saliva on my already wet pussy, and his tongue showing in and out. I asked him to rail me with his cock, and he shoved it right in me. ‘Aaaaahhh oh god that feels so good, ah yeah fuck me daddy. FUCKKK MEEE!!!!’
Part two coming soon ;) xoxo - h
My boyfriend had asked me to come over. I knew right away what for - I could already feel some of my juices drip down my leg! I was so so so horny now. I rang the doorbell and he opened the door. God he was so sexy when he’s naked. I stared at him for a while, then said ‘fuck me’ with the wildest look in my eyes. ‘Whatever you want baby’ he replied. He threw me onto the bed and tied me up so I couldn’t move. He climbed on top of the bed and licked my soaked pussy. ‘Mmmhhh’ I said ‘oh fuck yeah, suck on me daddy’. So he did. God it felt so good, his warm saliva on my already wet pussy, and his tongue showing in and out. I asked him to rail me with his cock, and he shoved it right in me. ‘Aaaaahhh oh god that feels so good, ah yeah fuck me daddy. FUCKKK MEEE!!!!’
Part two coming soon ;) xoxo - h
by hxoxo June 02, 2021
While getting to the climax of your story, someone rudely jumps in to tell their version of the story or have an addition to your story without letting you finish.
Oliver is so annoying. I experienced a major case of story interruptus when I was telling our friends about my recent trip to Vietnam.
by tdog fannin June 17, 2011
Any story that is entirely untrue and created for entertainment value. Named for a series of stories to explain a physical abnormality (supposedly caused by said cougar).
"Let me tell you how I got this thumb. It all started when I was hiking in Colorado..."
"OH NO NOT A COUGAR STORY"
"OH NO NOT A COUGAR STORY"
by Steve Enterprise August 14, 2008
A pointless story with no climax.
Example:
Colette: “You guys are never gonna believe what happened! I went to the grocery store with my mom today, and we bought corn!”
Friend: “Then what happened?”
Colette: “No, that’s the whole story”
Example:
Colette: “You guys are never gonna believe what happened! I went to the grocery store with my mom today, and we bought corn!”
Friend: “Then what happened?”
Colette: “No, that’s the whole story”
by Ren McCormick December 21, 2020
Shit story is the phrase you used to to describe and express frustration over an unforunate set of events where everything went wrong. Its most notable use was by Tom Hanks in the movie The Burbs after snapping his credit card in half while trying to unlock the door to his neighbor's house with it.
After bob's car hit into the tree, making him late for his job interview, he walked to the nearest gas station only to find that they were closed and said "That's a shit story."
by desolator911 September 27, 2009
An extremely boring and long winded story without any clear meaning or end. The end of the story will leave the listener slightly angry they were forced to listen to such a moronic pointless story. The word 'Jake Story' can also be used as an insult for someone who told a shitty story. The word was coined by a mother who realized all jakes tell terrible stories.
Example 1
Dylan: " So I was playing soccer and then the ball hit my head and it kind of hurt. But it wasn't my fault the sun was in my eyes and..."
Adam: " Wow, cool story Jake"
Example 2
Rob: "So I was walking down the street and this dog just started barking at me. It was crazy you just had to be there"
Matt: " That was such a Jake Story"
Dylan: " So I was playing soccer and then the ball hit my head and it kind of hurt. But it wasn't my fault the sun was in my eyes and..."
Adam: " Wow, cool story Jake"
Example 2
Rob: "So I was walking down the street and this dog just started barking at me. It was crazy you just had to be there"
Matt: " That was such a Jake Story"
by anonymous10111213 February 27, 2014