placebo status

facebook status which has no meaning or did not had any effect on people,fake one

what an placebo status

by Ronnie4060 October 13, 2011

Status gossip

When someone gets information off your Facebook status and tells someone else the said information.

Natalie says to John, "I got some good status gossip. I hear your girlfriend wants to meet Julie."

John - "How did you know that?"

Natalie - "I read it on Julie's Facebook status."

by Organically Opinionated November 5, 2009

Status-Swap

You post something like "Just got a promotion at work, woo hoo!" and then after a bunch of people comment "Awesome! Congrats!!", you utilize the EDIT feature on Facebook to change your status to "My wife just told me she wants a divorce...FML!!"

Status-Swap: You post something like "Just got a promotion at work, woo hoo!" and then after a bunch of people comment "Awesome! Congrats!!", you utilize the EDIT feature on Facebook to change your status to "My wife just told me she wants a divorce...FML!!"

by Tall Tom B. March 17, 2014

concrete status

When your d is so hard for it

Bae, I'm concrete status.. I can't go in the barn like this... It's like a productionon line.

by Xoxoittybittytitty December 16, 2015

Status Updasterbate

Verb:-
1. The use of social networking to provide a "status" purely to fulfil one's ego, typically depicting some form of activity in effort to cause irritation and/or jealousy of others, eg. attending the gym.

Status Updasterbate: "Getting back in the groove again this morning. Feeling the burrrn!"

Commenting friend: "dude, stop updasterbating all over my feed"

by Guitaros October 22, 2013

beefcake status

when men show off their ripped arms and perfect abs, especially in pictures.

henry: who want's to see my sexy abs, ya?
-girls scream as he takes off his shirt-
-girl in the corner-: beefcake status.

by imknownbymanynames June 16, 2010

Blast Status

To be put on blast, i.e., have your personal business exposed to others, by a person via their Facebook status.

Ricky put me on blast status last night when he posted pictures of us together on Facebook. My husband is not going to like this...

Dee put me on blast status when she updated her Facebook status to say she and I were going out dancing, after I told my man I was staying in to touch up my highlights.

by Dj really real February 13, 2010