Goblin Squat

A sex position in which the man lies on his back and the woman squats on his dick facing him. The woman's heels must be in contact with the floor at all times. She then bounces her ass up and down on that cock like a dirty little migrant worker.

I'm sorry Greg, but I have to go into the Swedish forest to pick berries now

No please Agnieszka just give me the goblin squat one more time!

by Cheezy D on the mic July 20, 2023

Squatting Sasquatch

Doing the Reverse Cowgirl with a woman who does not shave... anything.

Jared performed a squatting sasquatch with the ver hairy Liza.

by Squat'on'squash February 19, 2013

hoe squats

The act of a girl bending down like a stripper and slapping her booty in the process.

Damn, did you see all the hoe squats that bitch was doing on me? leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

by Big Pimpy Ed May 19, 2010

squat sergeant

Slang for a gay person. They are called this because they are professionals at squatting on dicks.

Tim is such a fucking squat sergeant that he's going to have to wear diapers by the time he's 40.

by PapaBear5 July 11, 2016

wet squat

When you go to take a shit and it insists on splashing water up and getting your ass wet.

Person 1: what's one thing that you hate first thing in the morning? person 2: having a wet squat.

by 33Gibby77 October 28, 2010

hoe squat

A hoe squat is when someone drops to the floor with their butt touching they’re heels slightly and their knees to the sides.

Person 1: I hear that chick Eliza called you a slut!
Person 2: Well, I replied with “At least this slut can get a man unlike your crusty pig ass” hoe squatted and walked off.

by shawtieel March 19, 2018

Seattle Squat

When you are out for a romantic walk with your bitch and you have to take a shit. You stop on the street, pull down your pants, take a shit then smash your bitches face in it then make her lick you ass clean. Don't kiss her good night.

I was out for a walk and made the bitch do a Seattle Squat.

by Tant Lover November 16, 2006