Squatting Sasquatch

Doing the Reverse Cowgirl with a woman who does not shave... anything.

Jared performed a squatting sasquatch with the ver hairy Liza.

by Squat'on'squash February 19, 2013

dog squat

Dog squat is like horse or bull shit only smaller. When a person is just fibbing or embellishing a story and not outright lying it's dog squat.

Bill claims he out ran the police in his Covair, that's a whole batch of Dog Squat!

by Class clown October 17, 2013

squat box

When someone takes a shit while another person is showering

While I was taking a shower my roomate squat boxed me

by Execsec69 November 9, 2013

squat cobbler

one who sits in pies (often on video or crying) for the gratification of others or his- or herself

"What, you two guys are cops? Hoboken squat cobbler. Full-moon moon pie. Boston cream splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the ass-man. Dutch apple ass."-Jimmy McGill on Better Call Saul

by kaw26 July 18, 2016

wet squat

When you go to take a shit and it insists on splashing water up and getting your ass wet.

Person 1: what's one thing that you hate first thing in the morning? person 2: having a wet squat.

by 33Gibby77 October 28, 2010

hoe squats

The act of a girl bending down like a stripper and slapping her booty in the process.

Damn, did you see all the hoe squats that bitch was doing on me? leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

by Big Pimpy Ed May 19, 2010

Seattle Squat

When you are out for a romantic walk with your bitch and you have to take a shit. You stop on the street, pull down your pants, take a shit then smash your bitches face in it then make her lick you ass clean. Don't kiss her good night.

I was out for a walk and made the bitch do a Seattle Squat.

by Tant Lover November 16, 2006