Sober as a cat

When you are absolutely trashed off 4 Busch lights.

“I’m as sober as a cat out here. I ant trying to be no pussyfooted Bitch but these beers is making my stomach hurt” -Kevin ‘Bird Luger’ Barnett

by Shandon November 29, 2021

girl sober

The act of completely removing girls from your life for a certain period of time. No meeting and mingling with girls. No talking, dating or seeing any girls. Typically done after a breakup

“Sorry I’m not really looking for anyone right now. I’m going girl sober”

by Wonderwall February 21, 2024

Ohio Sober

The act of getting off opiates but being perpetually on Suboxone or Methadone maintenance therapy.

Wow, Kyle thinks he is so much better than us ever since he got Ohio sober

by Lemonade Rice March 4, 2024

America sober

When you don’t drink alcohol unless you aren’t in the États-Unis

This is a cafe in Paris, of course I’m have champagne with my burger, I’m America sober, not an animal!

by Olives&Mango March 10, 2024

Tennessee sober

The state of being clean on all drugs except whiskey and beer.

I can finally pass a drug test because I’ve been Tennessee sober for 2 months.

by TNAdam March 18, 2024

Ozark Sober

When you consume all drugs except opiates. But opiates sometimes.

Did you here that Joey is Ozark Sober

by Le4n_m4chine January 21, 2026

American sober

/əˈmer.ɪ.kən ˈsoʊ.bɚ/

People who are "American sober" either moderately use or forgo alcohol, and only use Marijuana, Xanax, Ketamine, Adderall, Psilocybin mushrooms, and LSD

Daniel: you still drinking?

Chris: nah, I've been American sober for a while now

by TheTallestPsychonaut January 22, 2026