sneeze guard

A piece of glass to protect the buffet food

Waitress: Our kitchen is slammed, it's much quicker to get the buffet.

Patron: No thanks, I don't trust the sneeze guard.

Live from grande prairie Alberta, sept 2017

by Toxicale September 08, 2017

Sneeze Thief

One who steals away a sneeze by saying bless you too early.

You just had to say bless you, didn't you? You damn sneeze thief.

by Pancho Rodriguez September 07, 2021

scissor bone sneeze

To rip ass

Dam Joe, that scissor bone sneeze was rank!

by Wizkid1320 May 29, 2019

snort or sneeze

The act in which a man ejaculates into his/her nose and he/she has a choice as to whether they will "snort or sneeze."

Bella-"he came in my nose but i didn't know whether to snort or sneeze"

Aleks- "I WOULD HAVE SNORTED!!"

by Dingleberry12345 December 23, 2008

sneezing beaver

A vagina that has dischargered a white, sticky substance that leaks into the butthole

Guy 1: I heard you saw Layla’s beaver yesterday
Guy 2: yeah, she had a sneezing beaver

by DIRTY_definitions March 03, 2018

Sneezing into the heater

Eating pussy. Giving oral pleasure to a female

I got her off by sneezing into the heater.

by StingerMissile September 04, 2021

Lmao you sneezed!

When a person sneezes an his bros are too autistic to say god bless you.

Samuel: *sneezes*
Juan: Lmao You Sneezed!
Samuel: Thanks..?

by r33ferdenier August 03, 2023