Shakes tiny fist 

An expression of frustration, protest, anger or outrage, that is generally understood to be futile. Frequently used online, in the third person, by someone writing about himself or herself.

Possibly arising from the lyrics of "Lucky Ball and Chain" by They Might Be Giants (1990):

"I can shake my tiny fist / And swear I wasn't wrong / But what's the sense in arguing / When you're all alone?"

Mike352: This is too hard for me!

JohnChen: That's what da5id's mother said last night.

da5id: *shakes tiny fist*

Shakes tiny fist by Xadism June 9, 2009

Secretary of Snake 

A new cabinet position previously called Secretary of State before the Trumpster stepped in and changed it to better suit his unique 45th Presidency Show.

In 45’s administration of constantly interchangeable heads, the war nut Mike Pompeo seems to have easily slithered into his role as the U.S. Secretary of Snake.

Secretary of Snake by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

snake poncho 

Slang term for a condom.

Tommy was an idiot and forgot to wear a snake poncho. Now Erica is pregnant.

snake poncho by ComradeAndrew December 11, 2008

Solidus Snake 

Real name George Sears, ex-President turn Dead Cell leader.

He is the third of three "super soldiers" that was created in the Les Enfants Terrible project, which was a cloning experiment designed to make clones from the legendary Big Boss.

His title as President was stripped by the Patriots after he failed to capture Metal Gear REX in the Shadow Moses incident. Little did he know this was down to Revolver Ocelot, the Patriot Spy.

Raiden:
Colonel Gurlukovich... and his daughter, Olga?

Otacon:
Both fell victim to Ocelot's plot.

Raiden:
Was Solidus Snake behind all this? He used Ocelot to get hold of RAY, huh?

Otacon:
No. He was underground, keeping a low profile at the time.

Raiden:
Then it must be the Patriots...

Otacon:
If that's the case, what's Ocelot doing alongside Solidus?

Solidus Snake by Stevie B the Bounty Hunter December 12, 2005

Snakesman 

A person of the criminal sort adept at finding his or her way into or out of a building. Usually someone of small stature able to fit through tight places.

Exemplified in Michael Crichton's "The Great Train Robbery" in the character of Clean Willy.

Pierce: "You say your the fastest, bloody best Screwsman in the country, hmm? Well, here's a fitting challenge!"
Agar: "Challenge? Seventy five seconds for two keys! It's nigh impossible!"
Pierce: "What if a snakesman comes over the roof and cracks the drum from the inside?"
Agar: "What snakesman's to break that drum? Nobody good enough is out. The best is Clean Willy, and he's in."

Snakesman by Touchstone the Fool March 5, 2007

Snake and The Rhythm Hunters 

Established in late 2009, Snake and The Rhythm Hunters is a well known musical group from Illinois. Their groovy and mellow sounds can really spice up any evening. Classics include Irish Whiskey Song and Watch Out, however there is always more to anticipate from Snake.

Mike: Hey, have you heard of Snake and The Rhythm Hunters?

Cali: Yeah jabroni, they're only the best band ever!

Snake and The Rhythm Hunters by snake189 April 1, 2011

Fake the snake 

"To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing."

- /u/A_Voe

An example of how to fake the snake:
"...Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF (not the girl he threatened me over) and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that."

- /u/DrDisastor

"The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
From now on whenever I make up a story, I’m adding a stolen pet snake."

- /u/Duke_Leto

Fake the snake by ShittyGrammar-Nazi November 1, 2017