by ~ May 28, 2004
Also Known as "Car Bastarding"
This is where one yells from the window, driving past a pedestrian at three or four miles an hour, the following. Firstly to attract the attention of ones victim.
Secondly to fix their gaze and
Thirdly to yell like a venomous retard whilst clawing at the car door trying to escape. The monologue is as follows and contains only one individual insertion, an appropriate word that will offend your victim, such as wig, or handbag, or sausage or even, cupboard or penis. This insertion point (tee-hee) is represented as a text like vagina below.
This is where one yells from the window, driving past a pedestrian at three or four miles an hour, the following. Firstly to attract the attention of ones victim.
Secondly to fix their gaze and
Thirdly to yell like a venomous retard whilst clawing at the car door trying to escape. The monologue is as follows and contains only one individual insertion, an appropriate word that will offend your victim, such as wig, or handbag, or sausage or even, cupboard or penis. This insertion point (tee-hee) is represented as a text like vagina below.
"CUSE ME"
"CUSE-ME"
"CUSE-ME"
(To be said full on Joey Style, Remember you are a down syndrome child)
NAUGHTY
NAUGHTY
NAUGHTY (())
NAUGHTY (())
(Then making away st speed)
SMACK
SMACK
NAUGHTY SMACK
NAUGHTY SMAAAAAAAACK.
This game orignates from South Woodham Ferrers, Essex.
"CUSE-ME"
"CUSE-ME"
(To be said full on Joey Style, Remember you are a down syndrome child)
NAUGHTY
NAUGHTY
NAUGHTY (())
NAUGHTY (())
(Then making away st speed)
SMACK
SMACK
NAUGHTY SMACK
NAUGHTY SMAAAAAAAACK.
This game orignates from South Woodham Ferrers, Essex.
by livebythesword June 16, 2007
The method by which the mental equivalent of an STD is transferred from an dumb, impossibly deluded, scientifically illiterate crazy to another dumb person, thereby endowing them with those attributes. The first symptom, often experienced by the infected subject as a euphoric sense of revelation, caused by the disintegration of most of the prefrontal cortex, develops quickly into a persistent sense of superiority to others, and disdain for anyone that is not also infected. Narcissistic, know-it-all type dummies are especially susceptible to infection, because, as they are already inclined to believe that they are more "enlightened" the general population, the appeal of "secret, special knowledge" makes them susceptible to the conspiratorial nature of this mental pathogen. Insidiously, this particular tendency means that the infected usually ENJOY passing on the infection, as perceiving the "revelation" in others satisfies their inate Narcissism.
Unfortunately, their is no known cure for Flat-Earthism, though those of average and above intellect are less susceptible, & an effect inoculation exists, in the form of basic scientific education.
Unfortunately, their is no known cure for Flat-Earthism, though those of average and above intellect are less susceptible, & an effect inoculation exists, in the form of basic scientific education.
"When I'm not trolling Reddit for 13 year olds & frat guys that need a good Flat Smacking, I like to look at pictures of myself and masturbate. Everyone else is stupid & brain- washed."
by Johnny Bledo November 26, 2018
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by angelfish March 16, 2003
1.)This <i>smack rat</i> is buggin'.
by Iranian Hitler March 27, 2005
"If my brother dated my ex-girlfriend, I'd rub his ass out"
"Oh, believe me, as soon as I'm alone with my brother, there will be some serious ass-rubbing"
"Dude, you shouldn't try smack talk."
"Oh, believe me, as soon as I'm alone with my brother, there will be some serious ass-rubbing"
"Dude, you shouldn't try smack talk."
by Odiumjunkie March 01, 2005