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a.)word used to define an event surpassing smashingness. b.) an organism having a lifespan of 38 days.

I am so pumped for the sure-to-be smasking CIY!

smasking by chibugg508 July 21, 2007

Words you can keep

smashing beetles

An act of futility/ derived from the unseen but refered-to character in Game of Thrones, Cousin Orson Lannister, who spends his time smashing beetles.

I appears that putting up 'No Smoking' signs is only smashing beetles –– kuu, kuu.

smashing beetles by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ August 13, 2019

illegal smashing

This is what most people do when they smash. Happens a lot at Old Baby. It's perfectly harmless and has shown no signs of health concerns. Commonly associated with the act of schlop.

"So, do most people smash... Illegally?"

"Me and my girlfriend often participate in illegal smashing"

illegal smashing by Father_Grande_69 March 29, 2017

The Smashing Pumpkins

A talented and ahead-of-their-time alt. rock band containing Billy Corgan, James Iha, Jimmy Chamberlin, and D'arcy Wretzky. A huge influence on modern music, as well as a true inspiration to anyone who would be interested in good music. The Smashing Pumpkins formed in 1988 and broke up in 2000. HOw we carry on without them is unknown...

Damn it! Turn off that stupid rap and put something good on, maybe The Smashing Pumpkins or some Red Hot Chili Peppers.

The Smashing Pumpkins by Adam Korman January 19, 2004

Helmet Smashing

The act of two circumcised males banging their penises together tip to tip

Hamilton and Chubb went into the woods to do a little docking, but to their dismay neither of them had a foreskin, so instead they engaged in a spirited bout of helmet smashing.

Helmet Smashing by theHamSlice June 2, 2010

Smashings

A show of affection.Given by touch or implied by speaking the word.

I looked at my girl and said SMASHINGS...because I want to grab her and break her apart cuz I love her so much.

Smashings by 93 yourcultleader93 July 25, 2020

smacking onions

the sound of balls banging ass.

"I took her from behind and started smacking onions."

smacking onions by kalcaunniag October 11, 2011

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026