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dick smack

(1)(verb) To smack someone with your dick (correct style dictates a sharp thump on the forehead, lips, or if burning with jizz- the eye)- done to illustrate dominance and the dicksmackee's position of submission or subjugation.

(2)(noun) That which is left after masterbation... limp dick and a palm full of goo.

(3)(noun) One who has the same general worthlessness or usefulness as a lifeless penis combined with a dying mass of spent jizz.
"Hey dick smack, get off the couch and get your shit out of the washer."

"I loved that girl, she always appreciated a good old fashioned dick smacking. I can't say she really truly loved it, but she damn well respected it."
by Captclam August 25, 2006
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Smack That

Giving a booty a little tap or a squeeze on the ass cheeks. Typically a saying or a phrase.
Shawty didn't like it when I came up behind her and decided smack that good looking booty of hers.
by Smack That June 10, 2014
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smack head

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smackies

A slang term for the ever so popular McDonalds fast food corporation.
Steve: Yo, im feenin for a double cheeseburger, medium fry, and a medium doc. pepper. where could i possibly find this delicious combination.

Diesel: Oh, you stupid shit, go to Smackies!

Zach: I dont even know where i am right now!
by DieselleseiD May 3, 2008
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smacky

sometimes used to convey that a drug mixture is adulterated with heroin or another drug which the user may feel is acting like heroin may act
I feel sick, I think I got some smacky rolls!
by _GoD_ September 20, 2004
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talkin' smack

bitch, I heard you've been talkin' smack about me.
by donut April 14, 2005
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Freemack Smack

A subject dubbed the 'Freemack' uses it's palm to smack it's ass for the enjoyment of onlookers.
"Everybody loves the Freemack Smack".
by - May 20, 2004
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