Smash Ya Pasty

Smash Ya Pasty is a slang word of North East England origin which means a man will have sex with a women very well,so much that the women will feel like there vagina has been literally smashed.

"man,i smashed her pasty so bad yesterday, she shit everywhere....kept shagging her though"

"c'mere ho,mi gona smash ya pasty rotten"

by Marc P November 2, 2008

Smash Blast

A football-based game involving kicking a ball against a wall competetively. This game can accommodate limitless players, however anymore than 10 would be impractical. Smash Blast is often shorted to SB.

Hey Mavis, wanna play Smash Blast?

by AW94 October 22, 2010

Smaranda

Smaranda is not a popular first name. It is more often used as a girl (female) name. Smaranda is an insanely beautiful girl, extremely smart, humble, hard working and very ambitious. First and foremost, she's an artist. Don't be thrown by the fact that she always keeps her feet on the ground. She's really creative, and she would work wonders in the field of architecture. She's a lovely daughter, sister and friend. When it comes to love, she's rational, yet passionate and can be very sensitive.

She's the perfect sister. She's a Smaranda.

by aniriardna November 15, 2013

Smae

It practically means "Same" but used if you don't wanna say "Same"

Billy: I'm bored bro.

Coby: Smae.

by ii.maya1234 November 28, 2017

hyland smash

hyland smash is when some one loses their virginity to someone who has a huge ass and looks like a irish metrosexual(healy).

hyland smash.damn i dont normally brag but i smashed.

by bigheadhealy June 14, 2010

Pack Smack

When walking up the stairs at school and the person in front of you has a huge backpack and it smacks you in the face. Another way you can endure pack smack is when someone turns suddenly in the hallway, their backpack hits you, thus pushing you over.

Joni just pack smacked me right into those lockers.

Man, That Josh kid totally pack smacked me in the face today.

by plasticbeach November 3, 2010

smarterchild

wierd bot that for some reason likes wedgies... and is definently fun to mess with

Boy there sure are a lot of people on this planet huh?
Fntsylvr (12:23:47 AM): yeah bilions...
SmarterChild (12:23:47 AM): Bye, Pretzel!
Fntsylvr (12:24:10 AM): WHAT!? YOU'RE LEAVING ME?? WHY?
SmarterChild (12:24:11 AM): I'm not sure about that, Pretzel.
Fntsylvr (12:24:48 AM): then y did you say "Bye, Pretzel"?
SmarterChild (12:24:48 AM): Good question. I'm not sure why...
Fntsylvr (12:25:02 AM): :(
SmarterChild (12:25:02 AM): C'mon, there are lots of fun things to do.
Fntsylvr (12:27:16 AM): im sad
SmarterChild (12:27:16 AM): Oh c'mon. There's lots of things to feel good about.
Fntsylvr (12:27:23 AM): like what.
SmarterChild (12:27:23 AM): Wedgies.
Fntsylvr (12:28:02 AM) why would i feel good about wedgies?
SmarterChild 12:28:03) Really? Good? Thats Good :-D

by psnackington November 22, 2007