slacker shower

Where a person would spray Axe deodorant all over himself or herself instead of taking a shower or bath, masking the person's body odor with the Axe deodorant.

This bum is taking a slacker shower. He's spraying Axe all over himself. Thing is, he still stinks.

by Genuine Nerd May 18, 2010

polyester slack

The unofficial alcoholic beverage of the Subgenii. Polyester Slack is made by substituting vodka for water when making Berry Blue Kool Aid, thus yielding a vaguely irridescent semi-opaque liquid that is similar in apprearance to the blue goo consumed by Dave at the end of the film 2001.

Polyester Slack is a poor substitute for real slack, but comes in handy when real slack is in short supply.

Words of warning: mixing vodka with any flavor of Kool Aid other than the elusive Berry Blue will not yield Polyester Slack. Vodka mixed with non-Berry Blue flavors makes a beverage known as a Jim Jones!

Saint Statik, Healer of Appliances: Yo man, I found Berry Blue for sale online!

Right Reverend Micky D: Fuk yah! Polyester Slack returns!

by daverpdx May 8, 2007

Slacker

One who drags their ass so far behind so as to secure themselves a place in history as a total loser.

> Have you met the new guy that moved into the neighborhood last month?
< Yes. I met him when he first arrived and so far he hasn't unpacked one box yet.
> Wow, that guy must be a total slacker.

by s0ckpuppet August 23, 2012

slack

For a female who has either had too many children or had to many cocks in her at once.

Oh my God check out the size of her slack poon

by Martin Dean/Chris Shelton May 18, 2004

Slacking

When you look at a girl's booty ;)

Ohhhh caught you slacking Daniel

by 6969696969696969696969696969:) December 5, 2019

SLacker

A person who spends more time on SL (second life) than RL (Real Life).

Chuck is being evicted from his apartment because he spent his rent on "Chuck Island," his private Second Life island. What a SLacker!

by tchotchittytchotcheroony February 26, 2009

slack ma girdle

slang for "suck my dick"

background information: This term was coined in Charleston, Illinois in the mid nineties by the local physics club at Eastern Illinois University. nobody knows exactly why, but the term is still in widespread use today at EIU.

Monica: Do you want me to collate that for you Mr. President?
Bill: Hey bitch slack ma girdle!

by Shane and Roy January 3, 2009