"Man, I just jizzed. I have to go piss. BRB."
"Dude, you're gonna go shotgun mode all over"
*Pisses all over toilet*
"Dude, you're gonna go shotgun mode all over"
*Pisses all over toilet*
by IkidnaLikeMasturbating February 19, 2011
Get the Shotgun modemug. SHOTGUN KNEES are used by MemeLords who play League of Legends and watch BrickyOrchid8 to completely destroy and humiliat the enemy. It is a meme created by Lord Brick Sensei in his ,,So you want to Main Urgot" video. It goes hand in hand with a greenisch screen and ear rape when used right.
by NaFeTs34 October 16, 2017
Get the SHOTGUN KNEESmug. by Kenshin301 November 17, 2017
Get the alaskan shotgunmug. A social network "status posting" which blasts all its readers with a personal attack, used instead of a personal posting or inbox message to the intended receiver.
A shotgun status post, and its commentary looks something like:
Joan status:
I have decided.... I F^*&^ HATE YOU!!!!!!
Jan: Who me? what did I do.
Sue: No, I think she's mad at her mother.
John: I'm sorry... WTF is it this time?
Mum: You are barred from the computer for a week. How dare you air our dirty laundry in public.
Joan: Chill out everyone, I was talking about my cat. It ate my goldfish.
John: dirty laundry? Tell us more...
Joan status:
I have decided.... I F^*&^ HATE YOU!!!!!!
Jan: Who me? what did I do.
Sue: No, I think she's mad at her mother.
John: I'm sorry... WTF is it this time?
Mum: You are barred from the computer for a week. How dare you air our dirty laundry in public.
Joan: Chill out everyone, I was talking about my cat. It ate my goldfish.
John: dirty laundry? Tell us more...
by cyberswaggie July 11, 2011
Get the shotgun statusmug. Put a nug in your asshole.
Someone lights the nug, as you squeeze-in to suck the weed smoke into your bunghole.
Then the other person proceeds to put their mouth on your ass while you squeeze out(fart) the smoke into their mouth as they inhale.
Someone lights the nug, as you squeeze-in to suck the weed smoke into your bunghole.
Then the other person proceeds to put their mouth on your ass while you squeeze out(fart) the smoke into their mouth as they inhale.
“Hey, you two girls should totally dirty shotgun eachother, it’d be super hot!”
“One time I tried to dirty shotgun my bf, but he kind of sharted during, so I never did it again.”
“One time I tried to dirty shotgun my bf, but he kind of sharted during, so I never did it again.”
by Lexokream December 25, 2020
Get the Dirty shotgunmug. Legends tell of a stoner so perpetually baked that smoke expels from all orifices, including the anus. A daring person may inhale this "secondhand smoke" by pursing their lips to the anus and taking a "hit." This is dubbed the "Devil's Shotgun."
by queef_disco666 June 25, 2023
Get the Devil's Shotgunmug. A Texas Shotgun is when you tie down your sexual partner on a bed and spray diarrhea all over your partner's genitals. I.E. like a shotgun.
Bob: Hey.
Jim: What's wrong?
Bob: My girlfriend dumped me.
Jim: Why?
Bob: I did a Texas Shotgun on her.
Jim: Oh.
Jim: What's wrong?
Bob: My girlfriend dumped me.
Jim: Why?
Bob: I did a Texas Shotgun on her.
Jim: Oh.
by AFuckingMotherFucker July 25, 2012
Get the Texas Shotgunmug.