Breastarber shop

A barber shop/salon that specializes in men's haircuts by exceptionally attractive stylists; usually required to wear uniforms that just happen to be on the skimpy side. Not necessarily a bad thing.

"Dude, that's a tight fade, where'd you get it?" "Oh, up at the Breastarber Shop 'round the corner." "I bet she has more schooling than Officer Smith over there." "Haha, true that."

by Darth Axxumus November 11, 2016

The Reject Shop

The Reject shop is a shop you never go into unless you are at your last resort.

Whenever you pass it is lawful to make the joke "That is where you were born"

"Hey Dan look it's your birthplace, The Reject Shop"

by Type of person September 26, 2020

boozery shopping

When college students go to the grocery store and end up buying more booze than groceries.

Hey guys, I just got back from boozery shopping. Let's party!

by tastynuggets21 March 07, 2014

Bill Shop

British slang for police office.

'' Johnny went to the bill shop to give himself in ''

by Johnny Barden November 20, 2008

window shopping

When one goes on Haul and spends 3 hrs looking at cute outfits.

"Gurl, I forgot to study, I was busy window shopping on Haul." ;)

by YogurlYuyu January 06, 2021

Window Shopping

looking/staring at someone you want so so bad but you know you can't have/get for some reason.

guy1: *watches Jessica Alba walking by*
guy2: man stop 'window shopping' you know you can't have her!

by cr1sc0@KTOWNLACA January 09, 2011

Wood Shop

A place where constant dick jokes are made, and where penises will be drawn over everything.

I have such hard WOOD in WOOD shop!

by iTz X Legit Chronic MLG Snipes November 17, 2012